tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48157148940012475572024-03-13T10:16:30.418+05:30Shit For Tatand we don't use taglinespeterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474559007790315248noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-26787849706339076892011-09-17T12:50:00.000+05:302011-09-17T12:50:15.675+05:30Best Wishes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
To the person who paved way to create this blog,<br />
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All the best for the new life ahead. We wish you success and we hope you continue to stay with this blog for years to come even when you are busy with the new assignments you are going to take. ;)<br />
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Peter, you'll be missed till you're away. Be back soon. xoxo. :P<br />
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Shit for Tat Team<br />
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P.S.: Peter is going to start something new with his life. Lets all wish him luck. :)</div>
ABhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18040990686933827142noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-52973872580664349742011-07-17T19:10:00.006+05:302011-07-17T21:16:26.832+05:30This title isn't good, change it !<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>This blog's background isn't very good, something more classic would look better ! And the name Shit-for-tat ! Really ? It's not only gross but also offending, it imbibes and showers all the negativity. Do something about it too. Also the themes aren't very funny and updated. Why don't you guys write about Digvijay singh, Baba Ramdev, Lady Gaga and other 'in the news' celebs ? There are loads of jokes on the web about them !<div><br /></div><div>Counselors, advisers, guides, instructors, whatever you name them, are everywhere and mostly unwanted. You don't believe this ? Ask the person next to you, what he thinks about this blog or about you or even about the size of your PEaNUtS (what did you read it first as?).</div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WTUU41lZuKA/TiMDkOia_tI/AAAAAAAACWc/3LjTeDKcPXQ/s400/advice1.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5630347880055897810" /></div><div>There are three types of them, </div><div><br /></div><div>1. Genuine ones </div><div>2. Not serious ones </div><div>3. Assholes </div><div><br /></div><div>Got a career problem ? serious life decisions are on hold ? Go to your parents or true well-wishers, which doesn't include your gf btw, coz all she would suggest you is to marry her. So your family and only a few, which means 1, 2 or at max 3 of your best buddies would listen to you and if you are someone with more than 5 best friends, then I am LMAOing at you right now.The rest 2 of them don't exist in this Kalyug. Okay, so these genuine people would help you in putting your best foot forward or at least that's what is expected of them. They all fall in the first category. </div><div><br /></div><div>Can't sleep ? take a pill ! It burns when you pee ?Well Drink more beer ! Don't feel hungry these days ? Ohh, check if you are pregnant or not :O Got split ends ? Chop your hair off. Running low on cash ? Shoplifting, that's the new 'thing' ! Feeling suicidal ? You could do much better with Ecstasy or Valium ! Bored of sex ? Change your sex or your sex-partner, turn gay or shemale ! Want thrill ? Slap a cop and spit on his face ! Don't like animals ? Well screw 'em, try humping a monkey ! Wanna get high ? Climb Everest ! Wanna experiment ? Put 10 Mentos fresh in a coke bottle and drink it ! wanna feel the heat ? Hug a pressure cooker while its on fire! Wanna get wild ? bite a snake! Got crush on your teacher ? Just propose her ! Got sibling rivalry ? Mix Jamal-Gota in their dinner a day before their board exams! Got a body scar? get the initials of your GF/BF as a tattoo. Wanna be a punk ? Get done with nipple piercing first ! A Snake bit your friend on his penis? Well, suck it ! Your boss is cranky ? Kidnap his daughter or rape his wife! Got Raped ? Chill, it's not like you'r pregnant! You are pregnant? well marry that Rajpal Yadav who proposed you in Engg days. You don't want to marry right now? Steal your <i>bapuji ka paisa</i> and run away from home. Failed in the exams ? get a duplicate report card. Got caught while stealing ? cry like you have a widowed mother and a blind sister! </div><div><br /></div><div>Gahh! all these suggestions are unwanted and so obvious that they are, it's just your friend having fun at your misery.They are not serious ones. These ideas don't help coz you never take them seriously and if you are someone who has taken them seriously then, I so want to click your picture, hang it on my wall and laugh at it everyday !</div><div><br /></div><div>When your <i>baajuwala</i> Uncle comes with a <i>meethai ka dabba, </i>just because his '<i>chotu</i>' scored 95% in board exams and you scored 75 or 80 percent becoz you couldn't mug up like a parrot day and night, all he wants to show you and your family that he has a brighter kid. He'll suggest you to aim for B or C grade colleges in any field, but don't listen to him, he himself did not study at Harvard neither will his '<i>tota beta</i>'.</div><div><br /></div><div>Your Bf is a loser !</div><div>Hmm, you are right ! can you drop me home, it's getting late? Yeah I would, but it's getting late for me too.</div><div>Okay, you have 200 bucks? I don't carry cash much, I will get a taxi and go home safe. </div><div>Gee ! I have 5 bucks, catch a bus !</div><div>ohh ! and you think my Bf is a loser ? Ass !</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>You aren't made for this profession even if it's your hobbie, you aren't good at it, just change it !!</div><div>Hmm, So what should I do ?</div><div>I don't know, you are good with pipes, become a Plumer !</div><div>It's PlumBer ! and you thought I should be changing my job. Sicko!</div><div><br /></div><div>All these Really unwanted Counselors have a stinking mouth, just coz it doesn't cost them a penny, the day it starts costing them, they will keep their ass shut !! </div><div><br /></div><div>You suggestions on this post ? Think Think ! You don't wanna be an asshole !</div>peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474559007790315248noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-9739223631546408772011-07-07T23:46:00.001+05:302011-07-07T23:46:27.116+05:30CongratulationsCongratulations Dear Nidhi Mangal for your marriage from the entire S4T Team and S4T's readers.<br />
We wish you and Rohit all the very best for the life ahead.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OdbM2KFFQOU/ThX3xOQbwzI/AAAAAAAAIhc/a1QQMJfnNrk/s1600/Cake.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OdbM2KFFQOU/ThX3xOQbwzI/AAAAAAAAIhc/a1QQMJfnNrk/s320/Cake.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>ABhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18040990686933827142noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-30572264988292762232011-01-04T22:42:00.002+05:302011-01-04T23:03:50.377+05:30MMX Anno Domini :DLadies and gentlemen, insane and sane,<br /><div>Shit 4 Tat is back to give you some pain,</div><div>Presenting a summary of decade's first year end,</div><div>Led to a lot of views got changed, </div><div>CWG's money changed hands,</div><div>Kalmadi to Assange, Dolly to costly Oneeyan,</div><div>Oh shit, only 2 years left for the world to end,</div><div>Sit back and enjoy, 2010...</div><br /><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5558384973849136466" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 220px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XC9B5Rs3eDg/TSNZryMljVI/AAAAAAAAAV4/1qutA4fdmeM/s320/2010.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>1) <strong>Blasted off:</strong></div><br /><div>Miss Universes and Miss Worlds can only wish for a peaceful world. 2010 saw terror blasts, earthquake in Haiti. 2011 might just see Pakistan disappear as a nation with blasts taking place there as often as Dolly Bindra was caught using swear words. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>2) <strong>Radia Tapes:</strong></div><br /><div>Will 2011 see the untarnished reputation of Ratan Tata meet a blow? Only time will tell...And we hope we don't have to say Tata to this gem of a person. Although people are still confused about what Radia tape actually had. Some thought it was Radio Active. Some thought it was all-in-vain attempt by Barkha Dutt to become as famous on Twitter as Arnab Goswami. Also, Neera Radia might be a good enough contender in running for Rajya Sabha next time, or Bigg Boss, who knows. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>3) <strong>Social only working and Wickedleaks:</strong></div><br /><div>Wicked leaks was THE THING to discuss in the latter half of the year. But how Julian Assange was framed is one another matter in itself. Probably her mistresses has planned to sing ‘Assange saareee raat, soniyo vey’ but he leaked before he could peaked. Talking of Internetting, apna Mark Zuckerberg got TIME person of the year award. Wah ladke! He also got portrayed brilliantly by Jerry Eisenberg in the Movie ‘The Social Network.’ And it all boiled down to the fact that he made all the sites he made because of a girl. Sigh. Also, the movie clearly told that we all loved the way he lied. Also, Twitter ruled. And will rule. If you are still not there, are you an Orkutiya? Seriously? Follow @shitfortat chupchaap. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>4) <strong>Suresh Kalmoohe and co.:</strong></div><br /><div>Despite accolades and medals won by India at CWG, the world saw India in shameful light after the corruption accusations turned out to be true. Crores of money was misrepresented and every Indian now wishes that we never host any international event again.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>5) <strong>Way too bigg was this boss:</strong></div><br /><div>She came, she yelled and she still stayed!! :O</div><br /><div>Bigg Boss was at its worst in its 4th attempt. The industry's biggest failures were the contestants and it was pretty tuff to decide who to eliminate, since everyone sucked. Salman of course wowed audiences by BEING HUMAN...But he was the only reason people could withstand the show. Amitabh uncle returned with KBC in a valiant attempt to get the cash flowing at home, with Abhishek yet again failing at the box office. Is this why Amitabh and Shweta Bachhan are coming on Koffee with Karan for the zillionth time? </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>6) <strong>Game on!</strong></div><br /><div>Statistics proved that 2010 was the year of break ups. We can't really blame the boys for staying glued to the television throughout the year and ignoring their girls...This was the year of sporting action! India did extremely well despite the corruption controversies at IPL and Commonwealth Games. Sania Nehwal and Somdev became our new eye candy. Many records were broken by Team India in cricket, Ashes were reconquered by England and 2011 brings on the World Cup. Game set match, this was :D </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>7) <strong>Obama at Maa India</strong></div><br /><div>Mumbai's diwali was reduced to a quiet affair with President Obama making a visit. Firecrackers were prohibited, hawkers were kicked out, roads were only filled with policemen....No, it wasn't a happy Diwali for Mumbai at all. Manmohan Singh and Co. fell all over Obama, only to have him declare that US would have plenty of job opportunities in 2011. Huh! Did I hear anyone say Obama ki maa ki?</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Rahul Gandhi tried to do an Obama by making a visit to a college in Ahmedabad. He messed up quite brutually and Gujjuland didn't take very kindly to him. The next Prime Minister of India? We don't think so.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>8) <strong>Boxed office:Rajnican and being Dabbanged</strong> </div><br /><div>Dabbang broke all records, and for a change we saw little of SRK around. But of course, he had to spoil the new year by starring in Koffee with Karan season 4 and moaning about his 'sad' life and him being 'lonely'. The Munnis and Sheilas took over the idiot box and discs all around, one can only wonder if this is the same India which is considered to be conservative. Rajnikanth sms's spread like fire. Shhhh, Rajnikanth reads shit for tat :-s</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>9)<strong>Break ups and make ups:</strong></div><br /><div>Salman and SRK fought and made up again this year. Kareena and Saifu, Bips and John, PC and Shahid (Maybe together/who cares), yawn yawn. Even Malaika and Arbaaz Khan are still together. Angelina and Brad didn't get married, as expected. Possibly the only 2 biggest weddings of this year were Shoaib-Sania and Shashi Tharoor-Sunanda. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Happy new year, people! May you have a fun filled, awesome year ahead =)</span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong> </div><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>P.S- </strong>The title of the post was Abhinav's idea :D Cool naa? :D</span></div>Madshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09654391618536131785noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-11536373086818774602010-12-11T02:14:00.001+05:302010-12-11T02:16:44.242+05:30Know Your ShitersHello Readers,<br />
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Before we celebrate the greatest occasion in Shit For Tat's history, please step aside and (let the drum rolls begin) congratulate our very loving <a href="http://drunkthought.blogspot.com/">Nidhi</a> for getting engaged with her's Rohit. Big big big BIG congratulations to the couple. (keeping the drum roll going on)<br />
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So, Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, its my pleasure to announce the fact the Shit For Tat has completed 2 years of its existence! Congrats to you reader log. Its just because of you people, and us of course, S4T is up and running.*teary eyes*<br />
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People, it is not an easy task to keep a joint blog running. We people have had numerous Yahoo messenger chats, heated discussions over gayish issues, over pity issues like AC, over important issues like Jobs, over pity issues like sex. Sorry :) Apart from the posting shitty posts, it has helped a lot to gain friends from all over. Mutual friends, friends of friends and what not, we have came across a long time, came across a lot of people, came across several hundreds of comments, first time visitors who stayed, one-time visitors who shitted and went away, and regulars like you all. Love you all from all the 4 chambers of our 4 hearts, That makes it 16 chambers. But who cares. Thanks for being there reading this.<br />
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For this special occasion, for the first time, we are about to reveal a something about the people behind and on the side of this blog.<br />
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Ashwin, Abhinav, Nidhi, Madhuri. Here is a small write up from each of them about you they actually are. In real life that is.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Madhuri Iyer</span></b><br />
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Hey. this is Madhuri Iyer. Btw, did most of you know my real surname is NOT Iyer?<br />
Caught you!<br />
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No, I'm serious! My caste/community/whatever doesn't have surnames. My dad's name is my surname, so technically, I am Madhuri Kannan(my Dad's name) But my school insisted that I should have a last name and my dad's name should be my middle name, that's why dad put in Iyer because that's my community/caste/whatever anyway.<br />
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I was born in Bombay (it was called Bombay at that time re :O) and brought up in Ahmedabad. I am currently studying in my final year at Gujarat National Law University, Gandhinagar, Gujarat.<br />
Interned in like a zillion parts of India, in law firms, companies, under lawyers in High Courts, Supreme Courts. Hoping to make a rapchik lawyer and do good for my country :D *hugs India*<br />
Many of you have asked me what kind of lawyer I will become in the future. I will not become a criminal lawyer, because I do not like criminal law and it's not a field where girls can stick around unless they have godfathers in the profession. I am interested in labour laws and intellectual property rights for now. Building an interest in taxation and corporate law.<br />
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I was lucky to be able to meet Abhinav and Peter, my sft buddies in Hyderabad earlier this year. Wish I can meet Nidhi Mangal too :D<br />
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Looking for a job currently. Brb :P<br />
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</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>Abhinav</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div>Hi reader fox, I am Abhinav Bhatt. I am from Jaipur and currently in Bangalore, working ;) I had a lame blog called Y2A Slog and nobody knew me except some millions of fans, err some 4-5 people who read and commented. That was it. But then I got a proposal from Peter to start writing for a Joint Blog. I accepted and see I am famous now! :) 4-5 people who read have converted to 40-50 and that's enough. From S4T, I have gained so many new friends which I could have never made. Through S4T, I learnt to love writing, whatever crap it may be, just write and get things out of your head. I thank you S4T people who letting me in. Thanks. For girls who like good hearted people, ping me separately. HeeHee.</div><div><br />
</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>Nidhi</b></span></div><div>Busy in Her Di's Marriage and her own dreams. Her Bio will come later. :) </div><div><at the="" a="" about="" bio,="" dreaming="" her="" in="" later.="" lot="" nepali="" nidhi="" of="" post,="" shivering="" so="" some="" things.="" this="" time="" was="" winters="" writing=""></at></div><div><br />
</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>Peter</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 13px;">Hello world !</span></span><br />
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</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 13px;">If you don't know me,then probably you should jump out of a balcony and die (ideally speaking). But I don't want that to happen, not because I care or something but it's just that S4T is too small to see someone die on his birthday !!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 13px;">I never wanted to reveal what I am, what I do, what I eat, what I like, what i hate, my age, my height, my weight, my colour, my desires, my plans, my past, my present, my future, not a single thing ! I wanted to be anonymous, but somehow I did open up in the beginning itself and then mingled up with the e-world and it felt right, in fact it became the priority and since then there has been no turning back and the best part is that I don't regret it even for a second. Now if my personal life interests you then, I have grown up in Jamshedpur (and that has been the awesomest time of my life), did my college (engg) from Hyd and working in Hyd. My family moved to Kolkata, as soon as I moved to Hyd. I have an elder brother. Enough for now ?? GOOD !! Will let you guys know more about me on his 3rd birthday !</span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><br />
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</span></div><div>And now some exclusive S4T get together moments. Bear them<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">First Ever meetup. Nidhi and Peter in Kolkata</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Indiblogger Meet bangalore 2010</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Mads, Amrita, Peter and Abhinav, hyderabad, Peter's Birthday Bash</td></tr>
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</div><div>P.S.: Abhinav is the only person to meet them all. Yo!</div>ABhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18040990686933827142noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-23986073800090868702010-11-13T13:18:00.004+05:302010-11-13T13:24:33.692+05:30T-SHIT !!Happy Diwali, folks! Let’s make the most of this Gujju New Year and we Sftians make a new year resolution to entertain you, poke fun at you, pretend we are the coolest things on Planet Earth and you are just some insignificant Pluto-ians, so on so forth. In short, we’ll make sure, things won’t change between us and you!! :P<br /><br />Things have changed quite a bit since our last post. Our fellow sftian Nidhi Mangal is almost engaged and she’s loving it (No one has ever sent her those anti-marriage sms forwards, I guess) Abhinav Bhatt is still confused between 5 girls whom he likes (And none of those 5 girls like him…Oh wait, you already guessed that, didn’t you? :P) Mads is flooded with job offers from various law firms and companies and she’s too lazy to make her choice (At least 5 years of law school taught me to lie very well!) Peter is as usual in his own world…Good for us, we are safe from his outbursts at least for a while (If I am dead after this post is published, you know who is responsible for my murder)<br /><br /><br /><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5538938166607917826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XC9B5Rs3eDg/TN5C6n2EswI/AAAAAAAAAVs/AA8V1N36_6s/s320/t%2Bshirt.jpg" border="0" /><br />Enough of my Harshita-ity (synonym for bakwas). Diwali means you all should be (AND BETTER BE!!) getting new clothes to wear. My target for this post is those lame-ass t-shirts with horrible captions on them. Just when you think, who the hell would wear such t-shirts, you see 10 dozen guys marching around in them. You can only roll your eyes at such wanna-bes. Like this:<br /><br />1) Sorry girls, I only date models!<br /><br />2) I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.<br /><br />Who on earth will wear this t-shirt with such a one-liner? Makes dialogues from Rajneeti more cooler on your t-shirt, than this one!!<br /><br />3) Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research."<br /><br />This is a regular quote seen as gtalk or Facebook captions. So spare us from wearing it on your t-shirt and announcing to the world, what a cool plagiarist with a halo on your head you are!!<br /><br />4) The statement below is true.The statement above is false.<br /><br />A boy would look sexier wearing a pink chaddi than having such a nonsensical statement stamped on his t-shirt.<br /><br />5) I am Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore, I’m perfect.<br /><br />Are we proving a theorem over here? This outdated one-liner was funny once upon a time in Mumbaai and the whole world, but face it, it’s cooler not being perfect these days J<br /><br />6) This t –shirt turns green in the company of morons. (Incidentally, the t-shirt is green in colour)<br /><br />This makes it seem like the wearer of the t-shirt is trying hard to be creatively cool. This one specially won’t work with girls.<br /><br />7) I’m the person your mother warned you about.<br /><br />Hey Bhagwan!! My mom would rather help you out in choosing t-shirts with better captions, than warning me.<br /><br />8) Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.<br /><br />Hang on, maybe I can fit a gun inside my mouth and shoot you, ala Rajnikanth style…<br /><br />9) I don’t need no education.<br /><br />10) I can only be nice to one person today. Today is not your day. And tomorrow’s not looking good, either.<br /></p><p><strong>You can send in your entries. The worst t-shirt caption will be awarded/rewarded :D</strong> </p>Madshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09654391618536131785noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-12633311383127116822010-09-13T20:37:00.002+05:302010-09-13T20:49:26.435+05:30Going Up?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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Unless you are Robert Langdon you can relate to this post. We all travel in Elevators aka Lifts, don’t we? Not only because we are lethargic to climb those boring stairs. Stairs? Naah. I am going to gym anyways or I walk 3 KMs daily to catch bus or Ooh… I am wearing high heels, how will I be able to use stairs re! But also because some of us might be afraid of using the Escalators. }:-P so when you step into usually 4 by 4 or slightly bigger Elevators you step into a strange world. You are inside a metal cube which is absoluckingfutely small and suspended with just a group of metal strings and you just hope that electricity doesn’t ditch you while you are in there. For a minute or so, you are stuck with complete strangers. You don’t know whether to smile there or not. You cannot know whether you should laugh there or not? Even if you’ve just cracked the most hilarious non-veg joke outside the elevator, you try to curb your laughter but sometimes it spurts out by itself and rest of the junta gets confused instantly as if they were wearing leaves instead of proper clothes. So here are we presenting some insight into the Escalator world and people using it. You must have experienced it unless you are a Claustrophobic.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">1. The Corporate Kind</span></span></b><br />
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These are usually the men in age group 35-55 and their face clearly suggests that they are bearing frustrations of work, inability to impress their young secretary, kids who do not listen to a word and tolerating a wife whose weight and demands are increasing faster than the number of the findings of fixed cricket matches. They carry the usual rotting pink color newspaper and a very serious expression as if they fill the highest Income Tax in the world and have just lost a million dollars in Share Markets. You even stare them and they are going to eat you up starting from your eyes without even burping. “You saw me? How dare you even look at me? Do I look like KFC Chicken Wings? Watch your eyes you jerk or I am going to take your tongue out of the lift on ground floor and take the lift to 14th with your tongue still licking the air on ground floor.” They keep themselves busy talking on cell phone or drowning into their Blackberrys.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">2. The Insecure Abla Naari</span></span></b><br />
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If you happen to be a girl entering a lift full of males, you ought to be little cautious. Of course, unless you feel very elated when someone asks you, ‘Hor, kii haal hai?’ usually, when you are stuck with males of all shapes and sizes, eyes all over your built, you have to be nervous. Even a guy can feel nervous if he is stuck between Oblique crowd, isn’t it? From a guy’s point of view, when you enter the lift and saw your sapno-ki-rani standing there, how can you not look at her? You have to inhale lot of air to get your tummy in, act as sophisticated as possible and look busy in reading the safety precautions there*. You try to look into her eyes and suddenly take your glance away. Khekhe. Now if you are that nervous girl, which we left stranded few lines ago and got drifted into Bhavnaas, let’s discuss her. She pretends that she has worn a short top/shirt which she tries to stretch downwards as if it’s elastic. She will try to look very busy and will keep on putting the strand of hair behind her ears which keeps falling on account of gravity. Even if you ask her time, her body shivers and trembles as if you have asked for her figure. Bahin, time hi poocha hai, calm down.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">3. The Peep-king Tom</span></span></b><br />
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Now this is the favorite. Everyone hates him. Him mostly. He is super duper interested to read the SMS you just received as if it’s his will. He wants to learn your name from your ID card so that he can name his kids the same and your ID Number is his lucky number somehow. The name of your company is as important to him as if these are the last words he wants to say when he dies instead of a ‘ilaha il allah wa mohammad rasul allah’ (there is only one god (allah) he will say Microsoft ahhh… Dead. He wants to see every minute detail of all the assets he comes across. And they may range from any to any kind. He wants to start a conversation with any humanly-looking-figure so that even 30 seconds don’t go for a waste. ‘Oh you live there, oh I live here. Have you seen Dabangg? Oh look at the ceiling. Oh I killed a mosquito in the morning. Mosquito se yaad aaya, aajkal Dengue bahut fail raha hai, nahi? Bhains ki taang! Taang se yaad aaya, have you seen Lady Gaga? Oot-Pa-Taang.’ He keeps on staring at you, irrespective of your sex, till the point when you have to shake a little to make him realize that you are not a poster. He is not a pervert but the elevator’s ambience makes him do so. Creepy.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">4. The Notorious Kind</span></span></b><br />
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Then there are people of our kind. They cannot stop giggling in the lift. They try to hide their ever so smiling face with brilliant yellow teeth but they have to laugh without any joke so they will laugh out loud eventually. They find it alien to press all the strange looking buttons inside the elevator. They love to press the emergency button just to see how the alarm sounds like. They have to by heart the Safety Precautions* so they just recite them loudly. If by chance there exists a Mirror in the lift, they have to do all their make-up there itself. If they are 2-3 in number, and because of dense population inside, have to find a place in opposite corners, they have to talk/whisper/signal the most important thing in life to each other without fail.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">5. The ‘Who dunnit Club’</span></span></b><br />
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AKA eeks kind, these folks have not taken a bath since last Holi. They have stopped using Deodorants when they saw the word inflammable on the pack. They stopped using a handkerchief because someone told them that the hankies are for the guys who wear panties. They have to have Mooli-K-Paranthe or raw Radish in their breakfasts or else they will die. So they have to do part away with the fart. Shit. Yes it is the same. And what better place than the Elevator with a small shiny and invisible exhaust fan to let it go. They can even do it without the sound. Bah, not discussing it any further.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">*</span>Safety Precautions: replace the world Elevator with Girlfriend and try to read the precautions next time you enter a lift. For instance, there is a line: Do not overload the Elevator beyond its limit. Keep going up and down folks!<br />
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Still did not get it ? </div><div><br /></div><div>Okay so for all the laymen, let me break this shit down in to lemons !!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>Kids, We will take FB specimen and see what the inference is..</div><div><br /></div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/THKK44XuSUI/AAAAAAAABH4/wSqtN2-J4EA/s400/39236_431046477566_197992062566_4698580_8119281_n.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508618004036733250" /><div><br /></div><div>On a girl's Status Message which is as lame as: "is happy after watching twilight, Robert Pattinson is hot" or a mere smiley like this ":D",there would be ;</div><div><br /></div><div>i)at least 20 likes and 30 comments, if the girl is pretty and the comments would be as lame as the SM itself.</div><div> </div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>commenter 1</b> (a guy) : I am happy for you too, keep enjoying :D (yeah why won't you be jerk, she is pretty)</div><div><b>commenter 2</b> (a lame guy/gay) : wow !! even I love Robert Pattinson !! (I mean WTF :O) </div><div><b>commenter 3</b> (this time a girl ) : hey babe wats up ? ( err u did not just read wats up wid her? fucking blind lady !)</div><div><b>commenter 4</b> (some newly added XYZ) : thank you for accepting my friend req (great and now you will spam her homepage, boy shez gonna regret it later and you are blocked for sure)</div><div><br /></div><div>....and this continues till her next update comes up. </div><div> </div><div><br /></div><div>ii) at least 10 likes, and 20 comments, if the girl is average but way too frank and active on FB.</div><div><br /></div><div><b>commenter 1</b> (a dude who is a flirt) : next time watch with me, you will be more happy (well why not, I mean obviously you know how to talk:| )</div><div><b>commenter 2</b> (some guy) : plot was good, movie was okayish, I hate Pattinson he looks gay (Okay, so finally someone with a genuine comment, YAY !) </div><div><br /></div><div>iii) 5 likes and 2 comments even if the girl has hair all over her body other than her head !</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>On a guy's Status Message which is as sad as this "Met with an accident, broke my hand, 15 stitches in my ass, 5 front teeth gone, 5 months bed rest" </div><div><br /></div><div>i) 2 likes (WTF :O), and 10 comments (ranging from sympathy to irritating ones)if the guy is popular and is handsome. </div><div><br /></div><div><b>commenter 1</b> (his best friend): Man ! that is bad, get well soon mamu (thanks, now call me haramkhor !!) </div><div><b>commenter 2</b> (so called friend): sale ladki taap raha tha kya? lol, kaise gira ? and stitches on ur ass? now you are a certified asshole, LMAO (you just hit me where it hurts, let me get well and you are gone) </div><div><b>commenter 3</b> (guy's gf): I will come to see you tomorrow, got some work today (of course you do, now you will be busy for next 5 months, for sure).</div><div><br /></div><div>On a girl's recently updated Photograph, where she is wearing a mini skirt or some kinda party wear, which of course makes her look good in the party, but makes her look better on FB.</div><div><br /></div><div>i) 40 likes, and 50 comments, that too in just two hours :O</div><div> </div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>Commenter </b>1( of course a guy) : WOW !!!!! SEXY, DAZZLING, STUPENDOUS, AMAZING, MAGNIFICENT, SPARKLING, ETC ETC ( dude did not you use all your rubbish vocab in one comment ? and wtf is this "etc etc" eh ?) </div><div><b>Commenter 2</b> (of course a pervert) : I love you ( really ? like really ? LOSER !get the fuck outta here) </div><div><b>Commenter 3</b> (of course her best gf) : hawtyyy muaaah ( err, don't blame perverts now, if they get aroused by this PDA) </div><div><br /></div><div>the funny part about the last comment is that it will have again 5 likes :O</div><div><br /></div><div>On a guy's photograph, which is taken while sky diving and looks AWESOME !</div><div><br /></div><div>i) there would hardly be 5 likes and 6 comments, and I am not making this up, I do have proof !</div><div> </div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>commenter 1</b> (his friend): amazing dude, which place is this ? (sky !! can't you see? )</div><div><b>commenter 2</b> (his office colleague): enjoy your trip ( of course I will, after all I don't have to see your face for a few days) </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>On a girl's Relationship Status that says "married, Committed or single" </div><div><br /></div><div>i) If it's married,then there would be 100 likes and 150 comments depending on the size of the friend-list of course</div><div> </div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>commenter 1-100</b> (guys,girls, eunuchs) : congratulationssssss, happy married life !! (her next status message would be thank you all for those wonderful wishes ) </div><div><br /></div><div>ii) If the status says "In a relationship" then at least 50 likes and 50 comments ranging from shocks, to wishes to lame queries. </div><div> </div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>commenter 1</b> (some good OL friend) : When :O What: O How :O Why : O (alright there Mr.Aaj Tak, enough !)</div><div><b>commenter 2</b> (Her bachpan ka aashiq) : Wish you all the best in your life, take care ( LMAO, so cute you are =)) )</div><div><b>commenter 3</b> (the guy she is committed to) : hehe ;) (now what the hell is there to wink and laugh ? is it a joke for you ? bastard !) </div><div><br /></div><div>iii) If the update says "single", then at least 20 likes by those guys who like her and 20 girls who are also single and hence happy to see this change.</div><div><br /></div><div><b>commenter 1</b> (her office ka majnu) : hey update me with your number ya, long time. (wat ? really ? we daily meet in the office and I dun even smile at you :|)</div><div><b>commenter 2</b> (her other single friend, who is no more jealous) : congrats, welcome to the club girl (c'mon she had a nasty break up,give her some time. BITCH !) </div><div><br /></div><div>If it's a guy with these type of Relationship status updates, there will maximum be 10 likes and at most 15 comments(including his own "thank you" comments) and all the comments would be "Congratulations" or somewhere on those lines, irrespective of what he has updated !!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>It doesn't end here, it goes same for video updates, stupid fortune cookies and lame quiz results and beyond that. Not only confined to FB or orkut, it is even apparent on Blogsville.I had written a similar post before, but FB gender discrimination is way too itchy !!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div> </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div> </div>peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474559007790315248noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-10022680351992010742010-07-25T19:41:00.005+05:302010-07-25T20:08:07.669+05:30Wait, is that your Date?!Only one among us SFTians is committed, and the rest of us are committed to being single (All you new readers, read our individual blogs to find out who’s the one who’s committed among us! Free publicity khekhekhe)<br /><br />We singletons are a curious case of sour grapes. Hence, we have nothing better in life to do except to make fun of the existing couples and discourage the prospective couples ;)<br /><br />If you are in the former category and if you are in the later category or if you are single and looking like us, here’s SFT bringing you the top 10 people you shouldn’t DARE TO DATE!<br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497847760520022002" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 202px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XC9B5Rs3eDg/TExHaMr5B_I/AAAAAAAAAUo/1hqXkS-Uc_0/s320/bad_date.png" border="0" /><br />1) The Boss<br /><br />One wrong move, and you lose your job and you blew your other job! ;)<br />Professionally and personally both, the boss is always right. Even if he’s hot, don’t you dare look at him for more than 30 seconds. The hot bosses are only for fantasizing purpose. No dating purpose.<br /><br />2) The teacher’s daughter/son<br /><br />You really don’t want to pick up your date from your teacher’s place, specially if you date on weekdays. Specially if the date didn’t go out well, (since you were busy on the phone fighting after the date, you conveniently forgot to do your homework) you could very well be told off in class, made to stand in the corner of the class, and also be given a memo to be signed by your parents. Grades could be at stake too, so a big thumbs down, however hot the stakes might be!<br /><br />3) The Friend’s EX<br /><br />How desperate can you get? When your friend axes, you grab at the ex! This is a total no-no.<br /><br />4) The Business Partner’s daughter/ Family Friend<br /><br />Firstly, not many Indian parents will be over the moon to find out that your inner motive of going to ‘Uncle’s place’ was not to look at his collection of novels, but was to hook up with one of his collection of pretty young things. And if things go wrong, your dad’s business be dammed and you my friend, should forget about grabbing any inheritance share in your dad’s property.<br /><br />5) The Indian cricketer<br /><br />Ok, so Dhoni saw Sakshi at this hotel and it was love at first sight for him, and he tried and tried for her and at last she surrendered. But girls, that was Dhoni. You have no options left now. Who do you want for a companion? Yuvraj Singh? Harbhajan Singh? Irfan Pathan was good, until we heard rumours of him and VJ Anusha. He’s seriously not keeping it stylish anymore, is he? There’s Virat Kohli, but his life is on the fast-track lately :P<br /><br />6) Your next door neighbour<br /><br />It’s as bad as having a live in relationship with no one to sleep with. You open the door, in shorts, uncombed hair, unwaxed legs and behold, your neighbour-boyfriend sees you in your AVATARish avatar and it’s simply a very pretty fright for him. If you think it’s bad only for girls, then putting myself in a boy’s shoes (EWW, stinky and smelly!!) and thinking...well, it’s equally bad for them. Our boy simply sits down to see a football game and his neighbour just needs to crawl across the door to nag him or to fight with him for not noticing her new eyeliner. Tch tch…love thy neighbour as thyself...NOT!<br /><br />7) Ankit Fadia<br /><br />You really want to date a hacker despite him being cute, 25 years only and immensely smart? He’ll scrutinize your girly chats with your friends and even if you gushed at Ranbir Kapoor, our pretty boy will not like it.<br /><br />8) Angelina Jolie<br /><br />You’ll find your time spent in adopting an Indian cricket team and less with her. Give me one good reason to date her now!<br /><br />9) Rakhi Sawant<br /><br />You really considered her? GET OUT OF SHIT FOR TAT,YOU !!<br /><br />10) A SFTian<br /><br />However hot we are, however cool we are, we are just going to play hard to get and pretend we are not overwhelmed by the laurels (and hardys :P) you are gonna dump on us. We are proud to be modest.<br /><br />Do you dare to date any of us? :P<br /><br /><br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.weblognow.co.cc/" linkindex="29"><img src="http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/5772/weblog11.jpg" /></a></center> <br /><div style="text-align: justify;"> <br />I am participating in the <b>WeBlog's Sleepy Sunday contest!</b> You may read other participating posts <a href="http://www.weblognow.co.cc/2010/07/weblog-sleepy-sunday-contest-i.html"><b>HERE</b></a></div>Madshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09654391618536131785noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-74779596672670630192010-07-18T00:56:00.005+05:302010-07-18T01:17:10.589+05:30DisLike or Like Dis ?<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><br /></span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="padding-left: 1ex; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0.8ex; border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-width: 1px; border-left-style: solid; "><div class="im"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">You can quit reading this post now, if you belong to any of these categories;</span></span></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">1.</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></span></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">You are a Facebook illiterate or you don’t have a Facebook account.</span></span></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">2.</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></span></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">You are dumb and you don’t get </span></span></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">SFT jokes (which btw obviously makes you dumb)</span></span></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">3.</span></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> </span></span></span></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">You still use Hi5/orkut.</span></span></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">And by chance if you belong to the third category, you should jump from the nearest balcony and die, because you are just about 6-7 years behind where the world is right now. So by the time you start using facebook, we will have our children getting married and reproducing online, now don’t ask me how is that possible? Because anything is possible, I mean Mads recently found out that Suniel Shetty is the brand ambassador of some xyz brand of shades, now beat that!</span></span></p></div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/TEIEXRkgzrI/AAAAAAAABF0/KYXrngF9GC4/s400/ccfacebookpage11.png" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 160px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494959293245476530" /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Now, coming back to this post,</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">SFT thinks that there are zillions of Fan pages and groups on FB which people join/like and forget. So what is the use of joining them in the first place itself? You want to spam your wall? No! I just join them and block the feed. So again, why do you join them? Err no idea…I just like to! Wow that’s like the coolest logic ever!</span></span></p><div class="im"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">If we break it down in to the types we will have these:</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The Essentials</span></span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">: Schools/colleges/universities, TV shows, favourite stars, personalities, books, writers, etc. Which you join because you belong to them or like them and you can probably get the latest information from them, find your old buddies. It’s all useful and one of the basics of any social networking site. So if you only join these groups and pages, you just had a light escape ;) </span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The Not-So-Essentials: </span></span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The perfect example would be ‘tera hone laga hoon’ group. Okay you saw the movie, you liked the song, and you drooled over Mr. Kapoor/Miss Kaif, now what? You will go to that community and tell the fans how much you liked this song? Those guys probably know it already, they are JUST like you.</span></span></span></p></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">The Non-Essentials: </span></span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">This whole post is to emphasize on this particular category, SFT has been observing this </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">bakwas</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> phenomenon since long, although one of its co-founders might just get MAD and kill the author of this post. Anyway putting my life at risk, I just want to give ‘thumbs down’, for these type of groups/pages:-</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">“After putting the toothpaste on the brush, I put water on it”- OMG you put water? I put Harpic, maybe that’s why my teeth shine more.</span></span></span></p><div class="im"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">“Sometimes when I walk, I put my feet on those square shaped tiles”- Great, so did you add that in your resume?</span></span></span></p></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">“The teacher asking you a question and your friend next to you whispering the answer”- So learn from him/her instead of making a FB page about it.</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">“Thank you Pakistan, for taking Sania Mriza, now take Rakhi Sawant also”, yeah and take this jobless person also who made this Fan page and all those who joined it.</span></span></span></p><div class="im"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">“I want to talk to you, but I feel I am annoying you”- Oh, well then maybe you are.</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">“The guy who discovered milk, what the hell was he trying to do with the cow”- How the hell did you think of that? You are no less pervert either.</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">“Hi, I am a boy, I will say I love you but when you fall for it I will walk away”- Ok, all the drama aside, you are a girl who made/joined this community, right? Then why are you lying?</span></span></span></p></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">"I say "OUCH" before I'm even sure it hurt... just in case"- I will say OUCH on your behalf after you are dead in my hands, just for this!</span></span></p></blockquote><div><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I can really go on and on and on about such pages, but there is hardly any point. People like them and they join them and then forget about them. It’s not awesome to join all the communities you like for like 10 seconds. Else why do you think Mr. FB has a limit for joining pages and groups too (How did I know? Yes, from the same source you found out from!)</span></span><span> </span></span></div></span>peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474559007790315248noreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-90594768341121779262010-06-30T22:59:00.004+05:302010-06-30T23:48:55.539+05:30Wai two Aye!!...Happpy Birthday!! :D<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XC9B5Rs3eDg/TCuKb3JTJ0I/AAAAAAAAAUQ/74YZcezgTt4/s1600/a.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488632782145136450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 248px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XC9B5Rs3eDg/TCuKb3JTJ0I/AAAAAAAAAUQ/74YZcezgTt4/s320/a.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center">He stormed the blogger world with a 3 letter name,</div><br /><div align="center">Thought he was cool , attaining all the fame,</div><br /><div align="center">Who the hell is Y2A, we wondered,</div><br /><div align="center">Why does he hide his identity, we pondered,</div><br /><div align="center">Is he a he? At least, we were sure about that ;)</div><br /><div align="center">Why does he hide his pics? Is he fat?</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">Slowly, Y2A opened his shell,</div><br /><div align="center">Hi! I'm Abhinav Bhatt, thus, he pinged our gtalk bells,</div><br /><div align="center">Peter thought he was the man,</div><br /><div align="center">Nidzzi thought....well, of everybody she's a fan ;)</div><br /><div align="center">Harshita thought he was a geek,</div><br /><div align="center">Mads thought he was a show off and a freak.</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">Little did we know what fate had in store,</div><br /><div align="center">Best buddies of Abhinav, became us 4,</div><br /><div align="center">Battled with bloggers, fought for one another,</div><br /><div align="center">Though we ain't any sister and brother,</div><br /><div align="center">A bond ties us tight, no question of drifting apart,</div><br /><div align="center">We chat, we laugh, we cry, we fart.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Happiest Birthday to Y2A turned Abhinav Bhatt !! Have a great day ahead...Wishing you all the love and luck for the future :) :D</div><br /><div></div>Madshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09654391618536131785noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-8847386879600813862010-06-03T22:57:00.006+05:302010-06-30T08:35:54.677+05:30Happy Birthday to the Ladizz log ka man - Peter ;)<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XC9B5Rs3eDg/TAftBSFpyWI/AAAAAAAAAT8/ndlgeHmpnjs/s1600/323-happy_birthday_from_us_all_balloon.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478608078010698082" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XC9B5Rs3eDg/TAftBSFpyWI/AAAAAAAAAT8/ndlgeHmpnjs/s320/323-happy_birthday_from_us_all_balloon.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 320px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 320px;" /></a><br />
It was some blah-blah years back that an Eminem-isshtyle laughter (hell! it shud be a howl, babies don't laugh when born hawww) broke the silence of a random labor room ;) and the boy-with-the-sexy-smile was born.<br />
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His parents named him Ashwin but the world recognized his immense talent and due to some ahem! sort of reasons that cannot be disclosed in public, his friends started calling him - PETER :D :D Rest is, as they say, HISTORY :) ;)<br />
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So, herez a big HAPPY BUDDAY wish for our favorite rapper, philosopher, co-shitter, dreamer, believer, singer and MY very-own Hero :)<br />
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For people who are just a part of the crowd, birthday wishes are easy to write... but for someone like you, it was a challenge because we really have no clue what exactly should we write that would justify the wonderful person that you are :)<br />
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For now, adjust with this small wish from all of us...<br />
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So here are some of the chhoti/moti wishes --<br />
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- May God bless you with many more moments to smile and so you can make gals go weak in their knees. OMG, stop smiling...I can see one of them falling :|<br />
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- Wish you loads of success and happiness.<br />
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- I wish that someday this year, you will realise that what a gifted singer and performer you are ...and you'll step out and tell the world about it. I will eagerly wait for that day to come and will be the first one in the row yelling at the top of my voice while you sing :)<br />
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- I wish that someday people understand the nice guy you are behind that stupid frown of yours.<br />
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- I wish that someday you'll believe that you indeed are someone people can count on and feel safe with.<br />
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- I wish that all your dreams come true (ofcourse the ahem! ones too)<br />
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- I wish that your year and life is filled with less of WTF days and more of OMG, wow! days ;)<br />
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Last but not the least, I lifted this from someone especially for you :<br />
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"Few tips on your b'day :<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">1. Forget the past-u can't change it. </span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">2. Forget the present. I didnt get you one.</span>"<br />
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LOL... I know that was a lame one..but that's all we could manage right now.<br />
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So once again from Mads, Nidhi, Accilet and me, wish you a happy birthday and an awesome year ahead :)<br />
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<span style="color: red; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">On behalf of the Shitters - Posted by Harshita.</span>Madshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09654391618536131785noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-22064497065754966622010-05-24T22:47:00.002+05:302010-05-24T22:56:24.648+05:30The SFT AnTHEME !<div style="margin: 1ex;"><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div><p style="text-align: left;">Since the time SFT came in to existence, it had lots of changes but a theme song, an anthem was missing. So it is here finally. Hope you all like it :)<br /></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:6;"><u><br /></u></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:6;"><u>The SFT anTheme</u></span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">If you can spit, your wit, then you can spit, </span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">That’s it, if you can’t spit, your wit, then you wit </span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">Sucks, it’s a shit, just admit, it. </span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">So lemme split it, for you, it ain’t whit,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">Now don’t grit, your teeth, just look at it,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">Bow down & greet, coz we kick out the misfits,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">It’s just about fit, it can lit, you so sit, </span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">And go through it, Awryt ?</span><br /></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">I ain’t talking about your balls or bat,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">I ain’t talking about your cheap stunts and spat,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">I ain’t talking about silly this and that,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">Bitch I am talking about Shit for Tat. </span><br /></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">Folks, we crack jokes, which chokes, your interior,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">So if you feel inferior, laugh at yourself period,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">we throw darts at, the targets, so lets</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">crack that funny bone, which you own son,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">for fun, and no pun, intended, </span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">but I recommend that, don’t foresee, just read it closely,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">and have no mercy, tickle your tonsil, die in your jersey, </span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">unfold your glee, & don’t let your smile freeze, it’s free.</span><br /></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">Shit for Tat, yeah like a mouse chasing a cat,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">Yeah, like you talk, when you chat,</span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">so, laugh loudly and get choked with mouth cough </span></p> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:100%;">Roll on the floor and laugh your ass off.</span></p> </div> </div>peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474559007790315248noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-39021118392299884842010-04-18T16:56:00.005+05:302010-04-18T17:03:22.051+05:30Indian Blogger League (IBL)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XC9B5Rs3eDg/S8rspH_BblI/AAAAAAAAATM/C9bUDkTzF8g/s1600/preity-zinta-lalit-modi.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 291px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XC9B5Rs3eDg/S8rspH_BblI/AAAAAAAAATM/C9bUDkTzF8g/s320/preity-zinta-lalit-modi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5461437689402322514" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:100%;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><div style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Since the whole world is tweeting, FBing, gtalking and maybe even hi5ing (is anyone even on that social networking site anymore? :O) about IPL, sft shouldn't be far behind.</div><div><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">We rapped about IPL season 3 and this time we'll show you how our bloggers would fare if they were put for auction in ipl season 5 !!</span><br /><br /><div align="justify">1)<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><a href="http://amrita1987.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(237, 28, 36);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Amrita Roy</span></a>- <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">With a figure like hers, she should be a White Mischief Girl!! Ahem. I mean a cheerleader for Royal Challengers Bangalore (*whispers in your ear*-wearing the skimpiest clothing), in laywoman terms for this i-hate-cricket girl.</span></div><br /><br /><div align="justify">2)<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><a href="http://harshitawriteslikethis.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(237, 28, 36);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Harshita</span></a>- <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Preity Zinta is thinking of selling her IPL team. Anyway, Harshita always travels around the world. Why not buy Kings XI Punjab team, girl? You get to travel, be with hot guys from 10 teams, and ummmmmmmmmmmm...Ok, you get the picture!! And I'm sure Yuvi will hit 6 sixes again if you give him your special jhappi and pappi ;)</span></div><br /><br /><div align="justify">3)<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><a href="http://drunkthought.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(237, 28, 36);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Nidhi</span></a>- <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">She should be in the team management of Royal Challengers Bangalore team. Why? Because whenever they lose, Vijay Mallya's beer will not go down the drain...It'll just go down Nidhi's throat :D</span></div><br /><br /><div align="justify">4)<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><a href="http://peter-blogvibes.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(237, 28, 36);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Peter</span></a>- <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">We need some peppy, rap theme songs for our teams, dude!! Get to work!!</span></div><br /><br /><div align="justify">5)<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><a href="http://y2aslog.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(237, 28, 36);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Abhinav</span></a>- <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">He can design the websites for all the teams. Did you know Bill Gates decided to retire after he heard about how good Abhinav Bhatt is at computers?</span></div><br /><br /><div align="justify">6)<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><a href="http://electroscribbles.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(237, 28, 36);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dhanya</span></a>- <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">She wants only one job. Looking, staring, leeching, drooling, fantasizing, ogling at Brett Lee. Considering his F(A)itness, Dhans and Lee can warm the bench in the dugout happily, all throughout season 4.</span></div><br /><br /><div align="justify">7)<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><a href="http://sublimecreativity.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(237, 28, 36);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Shaunak</span></a>- <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Instead of holding contests for tickets for PRINCE, he can do better in contests for tickets for IPL !!</span></div><br /><br /><div style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="justify">Any more additions? You're welcome to contribute :D</div></div></span></span>Madshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09654391618536131785noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-72204249299029962532010-04-13T23:23:00.010+05:302010-04-14T00:12:50.056+05:30Happy Bday Mads~~~ !!!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-mcl8nvdHIA/S8SxP9IyDuI/AAAAAAAABXA/OGQmTexn7EI/s1600/Capture.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 517px; height: 273px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-mcl8nvdHIA/S8SxP9IyDuI/AAAAAAAABXA/OGQmTexn7EI/s400/Capture.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459683535947435746" border="0" /></a>
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<br />We love mads for her mad talks, mad posts, her mad-bad moodswing, coz that ain't bad ;)
<br />Today on this special day. we all want to wish u Very Happy birthday.
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<br />We are wishing you another year
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<br />we hope you feel deep in your heart,
<br />As your birthdays come and go,
<br />How very much you mean to us,
<br />More than you can know.
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behind April Fool's day !<div>Did you ever try to know why do we celebrate Fool's day ?</div><div><div>NO ?</div><div><br /></div><div>Okay, Now don't give that frowning look, after all for the very first time you are getting some g<i>yaan</i> from a Shit for tat post. So here is the history behind Fool's Day....</div></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/S7TXC48ndaI/AAAAAAAABA4/WJ2VZWmQXxU/s1600/April+Fools+giflatest.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/S7TXC48ndaI/AAAAAAAABA4/WJ2VZWmQXxU/s400/April+Fools+giflatest.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455221493298853282" /></a><div><br /></div><div>In Early Eighteenth century, there was an Irish guy named 'April John', he was a brilliant guy, but his brilliance made everyone around him jealous and they started cursing him for no reason. But Since he was a brilliant guy, he was a little mad too (like how generally extraordinary people are). All he did throughout his life were unconventional things, and his this approach made him the most foolish guy of all time. For example, he married a 61 year old lady, when he was just 18. He made two doors at the same place in his house, one for getting himself in and the other one for getting himself out. He wore an umbrella shaped hat for all the seasons, in summer to avoid the sun, in winter to avoid the snow and in rainy season to save himself from the rain. His stupidity, never harmed him and always benefited, those people who knew him personally.Even till today his stories are famous in Ireland and in fact some stupid people still find it funny all over the world, because they think it's true and you know who all are they ? It's you guys who are still reading this post and nodding. I mean what do you expect from Shit for tat ? huh ? we will talk sense ? that too on this particular day. Did you not learn anything so far? See now I am gonna end this post, but I can't end this long paragraph just like that, coz it should look like a story when you give it a first glance and I know some of you are so smart that you will read the first paragraph and read the bottom one and decide what is in there, so I am gonna write a misleading last short paragraph. Do not get lost in the end.</div><div><br /></div><div>So the story teaches us, how April Fool's day is not just a day for making a fool out of other people, but how you should make fool out of yourself too at times. In fact, It holds a perfect example of how foolish the human nature is. </div>peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474559007790315248noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-54918855985480277242010-02-28T23:58:00.009+05:302010-03-02T21:29:56.730+05:30HOLI-SHIT !<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/S4q2tUA1EPI/AAAAAAAAA_s/D2OMvFxI7L8/s1600-h/Holi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 345px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/S4q2tUA1EPI/AAAAAAAAA_s/D2OMvFxI7L8/s400/Holi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443363989213221106" border="0" /></a><br />Hello Bloggers how you all doing ? I know a lot of you come here, read<br />free jokes, laugh your secret body parts off and run away without<br />commenting here or in the shout box. Let me tell you, S4T is not<br />inactive, in fact it's 'tweet for tat' part is always on fire. Now<br />this post is not about spanking your butt for not commenting or not<br />Shouting in the shout box because we will have a separate post for<br />that. This post is about mocking you, so that you end up screaming<br />HOLI-CRAP !!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ABHINAV BHATT</span> : People know AB senior, AB junior, but he is our AB<br />Engineer. Carrying an AB tag is always tough, it's like comparing you<br />with "haaaiiiiin" of Bollywood. But he is way better than that<br />(H)arami AB junior in whatever he does. He has achieved things on his<br />own grounds, unlike that SON-OF-A-RICH !!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">MADS</span> : Okay, She saw a match and she claims that it was a SEE-SAW<br />match. A few times she was on the top and the other times the real<br />players were on top and by that I don't mean on top of each other. I<br />simply mean that she excited SA players and distracted Indian players<br />throughout and the match's result is in front of you. We also know<br />that you blasted a few too, coz you HAD A BLAST !!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">NIDHI</span> : Y'day she forgot to Study, Imagine a kindergarten kid saying<br />this to her teacher, Kid : solly teacher I forgot to study, Teacher :<br />Could you BE more funny and lame ? But that's all about that kid, our<br />nidhi is not funny and lame separately , She is Just the mixture of<br />two, she is FLAME of intoxication. Here is your Bhang for this holi,<br />ab chalo Bhaag lo yahan se !<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">PETER</span> : It's funny someone asked me If I am an Italian recently, I am<br />like yeah I am from the Italian part of India, "kolkata". Okay, since<br />I am writing this post and I am very bad in making fun of myself, I<br />give you guys the opportunity to make fun of me. Look at all you<br />grinning Losers !<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">HARSHITA</span>: Now, trust me guys if you give the latitude and longitude<br />of any place in the world, she will tell you where that place<br />exactly is. She has traveled enough, in fact she washes her clothes in<br />Washington, takes a taxi in texas, gets up Daily in Delhi, uses<br />London's loo and it all leads to Leeds.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">SHRUTI NAIR </span>: Put loads of colors on yourself this holi and self-click<br />a pic, You will look great ! Trust me :P<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">DHANYA</span>: She is getting married and a free advice, change the name of your blog from "my own little world" to "My-not-so-own-big-world".<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">CHITWAN </span>: Man, where are you ? Long time no Gyaan ? Made a Ville in your Farm or still with Corbett monkeys ?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">AMRITA/AMS</span> : Billi, billi you are so Silly, Billi we miss you really, why don't you come online daily, what the big deal is ?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">SHAUNAK</span> : Have you seen his recent Facebook DP ? I shit you not, the DP looks like a Cross between Jadooo and Shaunak himself. Now this is exactly what happens, when you see a pirated version of 3D avatar on a 2D medium.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">PRIANCA ARORA</span>: If you ever have to piss her off, just call her Dilliwali. See here is an example, So how is YOUR Delhi doing girl ? Now watch out for her comment :P :D<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">STEPH</span> : Okay, You are not the first one to go to Pune and work in an 'office', you are not Unique(s) :P<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">SUGAR CUBES</span> : If a kid who has a French Father and a Greek mom will be called a Freak, then if you marry a guy from Iceland, your kids will be called 'ICE-CUBES'.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">CHRIZ</span>: If the Header of your blog has the same chaddi, which you keep talking about then, let me ask you something.Do you wear thong :O :-s<br />? !<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">AMRITA</span> (I'll Try to be truthful): She likes Robert Pattinson and doesn't like Edward Cullen, It's like, I like 'Amrita' but not 'I'll try to be truthful' :-s<br /><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">G3</span>: What name should I choose for my Tea Stall? </div><div>Boss Tea Ka?</div><div>or Bugs Tea Shop?</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">AKANSHA</span> : Busy busy main hoo busy ittefaak se..</div><div>engineering clg main hoke bhi busy ittefak se..</div> <div>MBA abhi shuru bhi nahi ittefak se..</div><div>fir bhi main hu busy ittefak se..</div><div>shushh.. go study.. who will update ur blog next? Pappu?<br /><br /><br /><br />P.S : If anyone is offended, please note aaj Holi hai.. Bura na mano holi hai.. take everything with a light heart and open mind :)<br /></div>peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474559007790315248noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-26586772360234896762010-02-03T23:32:00.007+05:302010-02-03T23:54:48.277+05:30Happy Budday, Nidhi !!She's cute, she's sweet, she's an absolute darling. She always speaks straight from the heart. Her laugh is contagious. She blogs about her toothbrush to her shoe lace. She is talkative, lively and funny. She can't type for nuts and she thinks we all are nuts :P<br />
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It's been more than a year since we know each other. But we still discover new things about her daily.<br />
We wrote 10 tweets on Nidhi. It's shown in the side bar and in <a href="http://twitter.com/shitfortat">our sft twitter page</a>. Readers are welcome to contribute in the shout box :) Nidhi is welcome to applaud our effort too :P<br />
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<span style="font-size: 130%;">HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIDHI !!</span><br />
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P.S- We love you :D<br />
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Only yours shitfully,<br />
Shitters and Harshita :)Madshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09654391618536131785noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-88764530351286249602010-01-28T19:15:00.001+05:302010-01-29T10:50:01.087+05:30Tweet For Tat<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 180%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; white-space: normal;"></span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 180%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; white-space: normal;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The world is twittering. Aren’t you? Terminologically Twitter is a free social networking and micro-blogging service that enables its users to send and read other users' updates known as tweets. Yeah, another site on which you have to make an account, new id, another password to remember, 1 aur jhamela!</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The original idea was simple. Connect with your friends in 140 characters or less. SMS of the Internet. But it has triggered into a phenomenon. Almost every celeb or so called celeb is here. If they are not on Twitter, no one loves them. It has made one to one interaction so easier. You can praise or slam any one here directly. Just mention them like ‘@iamsrk you are srgay!’ and they will get to know.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">But, what it means for common mango people like us. It makes people go crazy. In the same way as men go crazy when they see free liquor and women go mad when they see 50$ OFF sale, it is addictive. Some of the actual real tweets are like these:</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The Celebs:</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@juniorbachchan: To @iamsrk and @kjohar25. Thank you so much, can't thank you'll enough. You guys were awesome! Just made my day. Love you both.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@chetan_bhagat: just abt the only thing i have in common with apple - i don't advertise either. still ppl know.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@bdutt: we debate whether books can survive in the digital age. is the net making us smarter or stupider</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@kjohar25: If only we could free ourselves from complexes,insecurities and unreasonable desires and ambitions...we would be a dedicated democracy....</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@priyankachopra:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Good morning world!! It's a rainy day today and freezing do.. Chalo what's new.. Hehe..!!! Xoxo</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Sometimes they become saints, next time they start publicizing themselves.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The common folks like us:</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@anon1: hello @realpreityzinta, I love you... all your parts!</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@anon2: wow wow wow! @shahidkapoor replied to me.. maaa.. I am going mad!</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@anon3: good morning tweethearts.. just had super hot coffee, feeling sleepy again.. burp!</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">These kind of tweets are still digestible and not that shitty but sometimes people cross their social limits and tweet like this:</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@baxiabhishek: Dad is no more; we're fighting to get mom well. She's in hospital with multiple fractures; out of danger though.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">What the holy shit? Seriously, how can someone tweet when such a big havoc has happened?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Then there are the normal funny tweeters:</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@danielafariaf: I did not slap you, I just hi-5-ed on ur face</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">@oneliners: </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">If at first you don’t succeed, sky diving is not for you..</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">So? </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">So nothing that was just a tutorial for our beloved readers about Twitter. And an announcement..</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Yes, we are not going to stay away from this melodrama.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Start following us on Twitter </span></b><b><a href="http://twitter.com/shitfortat" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">http://twitter.com/shitfortat</span></span></a></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"></span></span></b></div><b></b><br />
<b><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://twitter.com/shitfortat"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431787184520690802" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p054Em6vrkY/S2GVqlzf_HI/AAAAAAAAEcw/0Mimd2UWOhg/s400/twitter.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; height: 343px; width: 323px;" /></a></span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">We could have just tweeted in 140 words to follow us on twitter but we posted so many words. So just follow us otherwise.. Hu hahahahaha! It is actually a useful jhamela. Just remember 'Twit Twit Hota Hain'...</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">P.S.: We have just conducted a Plastic Surgery on the blog. How’s the new look..??</span></span></div></b></span></span></span>ABhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18040990686933827142noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-9471477686669189022010-01-25T18:05:00.000+05:302010-01-25T18:22:29.098+05:30Hey Ya, I wanna just break up with you, my love!Girls, as promised, we are here to bring you some awesome break up lines to help you get rid of him :P<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430658907912868258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 262px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XC9B5Rs3eDg/S12TgP51EaI/AAAAAAAAAR4/YM4pMPPsUUw/s320/stupid+boys.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>Begin your sentence with 'Actually'. Why you ask? Break up conversations also need some style and adaa while you say it!</div><br /><div>1) Actually, I'm not straight :P<br />In most circumstances, your bf can surely read this as a lie. But oh well, sometimes it works.</div><br /><div>2) Actually, You are too good for me.<br />The pitiable damsel in distress or poor little rich girl act mostly does the trick. Oh, I'm not your types. You are too nice and decent. You don't deserve me. Shy is coming.</div><br /><div>3) Actually, I think we need a break.<br />The best and most effective way to start a conversation which ends your relationship.</div><br /><div>4) Actually, I never thought of you in that way. You are like a brother to me.<br />This one is like a stab in the back for your bf. Try not to use this one. It really hurts. I mean boyfriend to brother. Errr.. Spare me the horror!<br /><br />5) Actually, I like somebody else. A boy, btw.<br />Ouch. Our girl is bold and beautifully frank. She lashes out at our poor victim and dumps him in the bin. Even a Splitsvilla contestant couldn't have done a better job.</div><br /><div>6) Actually, I'm bored.<br />She sure wants to have all the fun. This juggling boys girl can directly attack and judging by the type of guys, she would choose...I don't think they would even mind.</div><br /><div>7) Actually, my parents don't approve of you/ We are from different castes.<br />And I bet you never thought about that when you started dating him? LAME !!</div><br /><div>8) Actually, I'm becoming a nun.<br />If your bf is really miserable or if your bf is really stupid, then go for this one !</div><br /><div>9) No actually on this one- Scream at the top of your voice- YOU ARE ALWAYS WITH ABHISHEK (All guys have a best friend called 'Abhishek'. Period) You don't pay attention to me anymore. It's always football match with Abhi abhi ke abhi, or cricket with him. GO TO HELL !!<br /></div><div> </div><div>Guys hate their best buddies getting insulted. They'll show themselves out of your house rather than losing their dear Abhisheks.</div><br /><div>10) Actually, we need to talk.<br />Need a girl say anything more to scare off a guy permanently? Guys HATE discussions and even if you didn't intend breaking up with him, he'll assume the same and BANG- you are single, watch out world !!<br /></div><br /><div>We welcome contributions ;) </div>Madshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09654391618536131785noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-18859287438583960982010-01-17T19:15:00.001+05:302010-01-17T19:42:50.676+05:30How to tell if a guy is cheating<blockquote> <h6 align="center" style="text-align: left;"><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Tiger Woods isn't the only man to stray away when he already has a fabulous woman by his side. Did it plant some seeds of doubt in your head about your man? Now, you needn't go all the way to Bindaas channel's Emotional Atyachaar(sucks, no!!) to run your man through a loyalty test. Here are the surprising yet useful tips to find out if your dude is being unfaithful to you.</span></span></span></h6> <p align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;color:#ffffff;"></span></p> <p align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;color:#ffffff;"></span></p> <p align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;color:#ffffff;"></span></p> <p align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;color:#ffffff;"><img style="display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto" height="161" alt="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uEyOOjhuGVs/SoytxhhkDVI/AAAAAAAAADc/SYDNkmNZ-Og/s400/no-cheating-480.png" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uEyOOjhuGVs/SoytxhhkDVI/AAAAAAAAADc/SYDNkmNZ-Og/s400/no-cheating-480.png" width="161" /></span></p> <ul> <li> <div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">He smells different. “When he comes home, if he doesn’t smell the same as he did in the morning, and it isn’t the scent of soap in the gym or at your home, it may be because he’s showered at her place,” </span></span></div> </li> </ul> <p align="justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"></span></span></p> <ul> <li> <div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">He’s superprotective of his gadgets. “The main way that trysts are found out is through the discovery of incriminating e-mails, IM chats, cell phone texts or bills So if he’s being unfaithful, he may guard his gadgets or act really defensive when you innocently touch his phone or computer. It should be a giant red flag if he readily gave you passwords in the past, and now he’s more evasive. </span></span></div> </li> </ul> <p align="justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"></span></span></p> <ul> <li> <div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">He sings “Tera Hone Laga Hoon”- Oh yeah - your guy never sang a good romantic song for you, you never heard him whistling and all of a sudden you hear him singing “Tera Hone Laga Hoon, Khone Laga Hoon”. You see him drunk in thoughts (heehee why can't I publicize my own blog, huh?), spending more time in terrace talking on phone for long time- especially late night calls, admiring nature (moon for example)</span></span></div> </li> </ul> <p align="justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"></span></span></p> <ul> <li> <div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">He is more Tip-Tap now – Generally when you start going around, you see your guy is more groomed, neat hair cut and all. But when the fish is in the net, he comes to his real self, Arjun Rampal hairstyle, Long beard like Baba Ram Dev. So when u see your BF is spending home time in front of mirror, means Daal main jarur kuch kala hai.. ya fir Puri daal hi kali hai :P</span></span></div> </li> </ul> <p align="justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"></span></span></p> <ul> <li> <div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">He steps 'down' the grooming--Literally-- “This is so obvious, but it’s a sign many women miss: If your man starts grooming down there without you requesting it, that could be an indication that he’s spending more time naked.” So if he has another chick to impress with his sexual prowess, he may emulate those ultra-trimmed guys.</span></span></div> </li> </ul> <p align="justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"></span></span></p> <ul> <li> <div align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Crumpled and wrinkled-- Whenever he comes to meet you outside or at your home, his clothes are crumpled, hair is messy, and he looks distracted and fidgety. Then you can be sure that he can't be trusted.</span></span></div> </li> </ul> </blockquote> <blockquote> <p align="justify"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"></span></span></p> <p align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">If you are nodding at these points and muttering abuses for your man, make sure you confront him right there right now. Men cannot take confrontations and discussions and sooner or later, they'll confess it all or call you a loser who keeps suspecting him. If he turns the tables on you, you will know that this relationship was never going to work.</span></span></p> </blockquote> <p align="justify"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;color:#ffffff;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">To make things easier for you, we shitters are going to bring to you, in our next post, some break-up lines. Ready and easy to use, just for you!</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;color:#ffffff;"></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;color:#ffffff;"></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;color:#ffffff;"></span></p>Nidzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12472580245364410205noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-86881796535538739502010-01-13T13:04:00.000+05:302010-01-13T16:10:24.200+05:30To Nidhi, With LoveHello <a href="http://drunkthought.blogspot.com/">Nidhi</a>,<br /><br />From all the Shitters (including Harshitter) and the readers of this blog, we wish you a very fast recovery and we want you to come back to our lives and the blogging world as soon as possible. We missed you a lot. Love you. :)<br /><br />Your dhuuu(aaandhaaaar) lovers,<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; ">The Shit for Tat Team</span><div><b><br /></b></div><div>--</div><div><br /></div><div>To the reader log,</div><div><br /></div><div>This is just to inform you that the most lovable shitter,Nidhi the Dreamweaver, undergone a surgery on last Tuesday Jan 12th 2009. <b>She is fine now, the surgery was a success</b>. And she will be rocking very soon. We would ask you to comment here wishing her luck and a faster recovery because we all know we all want to get soaked and get drunk in the thoughts again.</div><div><br /></div><div>Thanks! :)</div><div><br /></div><div>The S4T Team</div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>--</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>Here are some small and big wishes from our side to the one and only,</b></div><div><b>Nidhi Mangal</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p054Em6vrkY/S02i-FUS5jI/AAAAAAAAEU4/WhuI53SbZjA/s1600-h/harshi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p054Em6vrkY/S02i-FUS5jI/AAAAAAAAEU4/WhuI53SbZjA/s400/harshi.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426172313514206770" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p054Em6vrkY/S01-3tsSCxI/AAAAAAAAEUg/MXq6xPIOmFU/s1600-h/AB.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p054Em6vrkY/S01-3tsSCxI/AAAAAAAAEUg/MXq6xPIOmFU/s400/AB.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426132621674547986" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p054Em6vrkY/S01-3ej8vUI/AAAAAAAAEUY/U9YET8Vi3rs/s1600-h/Mad.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p054Em6vrkY/S01-3ej8vUI/AAAAAAAAEUY/U9YET8Vi3rs/s400/Mad.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426132617613065538" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p054Em6vrkY/S01-3NqalsI/AAAAAAAAEUQ/ybmB12esjhE/s1600-h/Peter.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p054Em6vrkY/S01-3NqalsI/AAAAAAAAEUQ/ybmB12esjhE/s400/Peter.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426132613076784834" /></a>ABhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18040990686933827142noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-54134950350423643282010-01-01T23:10:00.000+05:302010-01-02T05:14:39.680+05:30Let's LOLcome 2 zero 1 zero !<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">2009 Was funny and if you do not share the same opinion as we do, then lets read this post</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">out and by the end of it we will have some congruency for sure. We make serious things funny </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">yeh humara hunar hai, </span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">isse logon ki fatt ti hai </span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">:P</span></div><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">FILMF – (main fa ko fa bolta hun)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><br /></span></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">For almost one fourth of the year there were no Multiplex releases, only on<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">e major film released begging audience to come to the theater (</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Aa Dekhen zara</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">) but People ignored the beggars. The later half belonged to ,</span></span></span></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">I)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">The Gaalis : KAMINEY</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">s, inglorious </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">BASTARDS</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">, three </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">IDIOTS</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">, </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">KAMBHAQT</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> ishq. </span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">People were heard using the names in the most creative ways possible, e.g, “</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">chal be idiot, dekhtey hain</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">”, and once a little girl shouted seeing the Kaminey Posters “ </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Papa Kaminey, Papa Kaminey!”</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></i></span></p><br /><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz43UQ1e5XI/AAAAAAAAA-Y/fHeORsGFzR4/s400/asd.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 130px; height: 86px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421831822656857458" border="0" /><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">II)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Guns and Poses</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> : </span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Quick gun Murugun, Wanted (no we dun want it), Unknown - Men origins: wolverine, G.I. Joe’ley (Don’t kill me if it sounds like the Bengali version of Jiya jale), Transformers, Generators,</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Invertors etc. etc.</span></span></p><br /><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz43P-jQoII/AAAAAAAAA-Q/zajTecmCuYQ/s400/as.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 112px; height: 112px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421831749029109890" border="0" /><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">III)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Futuristic /Unrealistic:</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> Avatar – Ek adbhut Duniyaa, 2012 (let 2013 come & I will kill the director for scaring people), Terminator salvation, Amavasya – Ek adbhut duniya ( why girls are going gaga over a white-skinny-bloodless-anaemic- guy. VAMPIRES SUCK, Period)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></span></span></span></p><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz43L0IeHgI/AAAAAAAAA-I/F3evwuvGrR4/s400/sdfs.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 113px; height: 123px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421831677512916482" border="0" /><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">IV)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">The Lullabies : </span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Wake up Sid, London Dreams, Do Knot Disturb.</span></span></p><br /><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz43FcjRveI/AAAAAAAAA-A/eKavn406e0g/s400/%3Bkp%5B.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 124px; height: 79px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421831568103685602" border="0" /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">SPORTS </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><b><br /></b></span></span></span></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoListParagraph" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">I)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Easy Tiger:</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> Man you JUST DID it! We all had an extramarital affair with him, Yes everyone in the world and by that we mean all the girls, guys, 50-50s, shemales, females, and all the possible living beings. He should compensate for everyone, now WOOD he or WOOD he not?</span></span></p><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz42s5rxc1I/AAAAAAAAA9o/2KR_iDbmz2s/s400/asdsdf.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 123px; height: 112px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421831146427216722" border="0" /><p><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">ii)</span></span><span style="font-size:10;"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Delhi’s Dangerous Belly</span></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">: Delhi’s Pitch turned out to be a bitch, but Our clever Delhi Association with the help of BCCI did exceptionally well to escape from the gruesome punishment, who said .money can’t buy everything ?</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">POLITICS </span></span></b></p><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">i)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Ohh bum ahh : </span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Never seen a Ass like that , Da doing doing doing :P</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></span></span></span></p><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz42pedk1yI/AAAAAAAAA9g/UuQ71seA7dQ/s400/dfdfgf.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 125px; height: 82px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421831087580305186" border="0" /><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">ii)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Flop’enHagan</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">: </span></span></b><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">There were so much heated up discussions that temperature actually raised rather than getting down and hence now onwards Denmark will be the landmark for the controversies.</span></span></span></p><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz42kBeDSUI/AAAAAAAAA9Y/foXSuJeFwDo/s400/eerwe.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 118px; height: 107px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421830993898326338" border="0" /><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">iii)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Kasab Se </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">:</span></i></span></b><i><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> “Kasab se mainey kuch nahi kiya, kasab se main toh movie dekhney aaya tha Mumbai, Police ne pakkad liya, 33 crores laga rakhe hain mujh pe, itna mere desh ko de dein toh yeh panga he band ho jayega hamesha k liye</span></span></i><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> .“</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Yeah Right !! Even SRK looked like him when he came to Mumbai in late 80s. Matlab kuch bhi hai yeh toh.</span></span></p><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">iv)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Tel lene gaya gana </span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">: We also want</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">a different State for 4 of us. Else we are going for hunger strike. Yes Government let ‘Shit for Tat’ be a separate state. We will call it </span><a href="http://www.s4t.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">www.S4T.com/</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> parent blogspot thing shouldn't be attached to it.</span></span></p><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">REALLY? SHOWS ?</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">i)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Rakhi Ka Elesh’war : </span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Do I need to speak about this show?It had all the reasons in this world for not watching it and number 1-20 were Rakhi and Ravi Kishan !</span></span></p><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz42cdz0vlI/AAAAAAAAA9Q/YdR4JwaXdQ8/s400/jukiu.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 120px; height: 110px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421830864066887250" border="0" /><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">ii)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Biggie and Bossy : </span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Was it fixed? Was it? Was it? It was! Was it? It was! It was! ..I mean How do you decide who is more stylish between a model and a </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Pahelwan </span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">? Do you even need to think ? But the Annoying </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Pahelwan</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> beats everyone, actors, music directors, comedians, </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">vidheshi</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">kudi</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> , drama queen ki mummy. Sahi mein Singh was King !</span></span></p><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz42UX1ZZ7I/AAAAAAAAA9I/qAOfKJKBeuc/s400/imgres.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 137px; height: 99px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421830725023918002" border="0" /><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">iii)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Iss</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">seduction se mujhey bachao – </span></span></b><i><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Kaikuuu</span></span></i><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> ?</span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">when you have hot hot gals....okay only gals exposing ?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></span></p><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz4180eBovI/AAAAAAAAA9A/_8TAWygBe1o/s400/ythyj.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 137px; height: 110px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421830320393659122" border="0" /><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><i><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">iv)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span></i><b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">10 kadam </span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Aagey</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">than last year : It was supposed to be for mango people but considering TRP games,</span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">they made it for Celebs, but really agar </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">mere saaaaaaaath naaaaai zhelllllaaaaaaa toh kyaaaa zhellllaaaaaaa ?</span></i></span></p><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz414IpHmDI/AAAAAAAAA84/zIckL2syhRs/s400/fgf.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 124px; height: 91px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421830239909550130" border="0" /><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="margin-left: 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >The INTERTAINERS </span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">i)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><b>Face Books it all</b> : Farmville, I mean Agriculture should have been a compulsory subject for today’s generation. </span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Planting, growing and harvesting virtual crops, trees, this is what maximum of us have done this year. Ohh!! Btw did you know that KRK (from Big Boss) claims that his </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Farmville k bhains ka chara</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> comes from Scotland ?And Let’s not talk aboutMafiass. I blocked the feed long back.</span></span></span></span></p><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BMJvhnwUzws/Sz41zh327sI/AAAAAAAAA8w/hkwoP5mBfZ4/s400/See+full+size+image.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: left; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 135px; height: 105px;" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421830160782913218" border="0" /><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">ii)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><b>Twitter </b>: Buddy one smart comment for this post and I will block you, okay ? #S4Tblocks. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">iii)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><b>Google </b><b>Wave </b>: Himesh claims that his Radio wave is stronger than google wave –MTV ticker.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">iv)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><b>Orkut</b>: That’s an endangered species specially found in the Suburbs of India and Brazil.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">v)</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:7;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span></span></span><span lang="EN-US"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><b>Google</b>: It stopped working for a few minutes and the world almost collapsed, I think this will what exactly happen in 2012.</span></span></p><p class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="margin-left: 0pt; text-indent: 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">P.S.: Happy New Year folks... Any suggestions from your side will add to the fun.. Thanks for reading and commenting on this blog.. We APPRECIATE (sh)it!</span></p>peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474559007790315248noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-85638102725610033112009-12-26T04:11:00.000+05:302009-12-26T04:31:47.085+05:30X'mas(t) Gifts !!It's Christmas time, but don't expect any gifts out here. We are shitters not Santas. And if you want any gifts, you may please head across to Chitwan's or Harshita's blog, I'm sure they are related to Santa (Singh) in some claus(e) or the other. Punju and all.<br /><br />Ok !! Now that I've thrown out Peter and Abhinav, the mean boys of SFT who have pulled your leg all year, you can heave a sigh of relief. It's Christmas, and I'm gonna make sure, that the end of the year doesn't mean the end of us i.e. you people breaking ties with us.<br /><br />I'm gonna play Ms.Santa Claus, with an invisible paunch, dressed in pink (Sorry, red isn't my colour, really!) with a whole bag of goodies for all you bloggers who have put up with us for one whole year (and coming here to be made fun of! Guts you have,eh?)<br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5419310331466566162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 283px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XC9B5Rs3eDg/SzVCCKKrShI/AAAAAAAAAQg/FZWL9qtkrlk/s320/christmas.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />1) Harshita- I would love to gift you with:<br />-a box of chill pills for the enormous tension you take throughout the year.<br />-an orkut profile: I know Facebook and Twitter are in, but really...you need to get desi and orkut sometime!<br /><br />2) Amrita Roy- A huge teddy bear and kisses and hugs from all of us..She just loves any display of affection, doesn't she?<br /><br />3) Amrita~Ams-First of all, welcome to Hyderabad (That was Peter welcoming you) I Would love to gift you with a dog. Leave that billi for some time please, now how about some jokes on lazy doggie?<br /><br />4) Akansha-Now, she hardly blogs because her TIME is invested in CAT. Now, CAT bhai log, please throw her in those prestigious IIMs so that she can do a Chetan Bhagat (Hey, play safe Akansha :D)<br /><br />5) Shruti-How about giving you some lessons in Photoshop? You needn't upload new pics everyday then! You can only edit your old pics and change the background and ishtyle every week :P<br /><br />6) Dhanya- I gifted her smileys, gossip, my junior in college, gossip, scrabble wins, gossip, and you still want a gift for X'mas? Selfish girl!<br /><br />7) Shaunak-Lets just not give him anything. He has the right 'build' to play Santa :P Let me just give him an autograph by Chetan Bhagat. I'm sure that is one thing he would die for!<br /><br />8) Chitwan- I don't need more competition in the form of another lawyer, so how about gifting you with a dance academy of your own. Let the judges dance to my tunes, dude.<br /><br />9) Nidzzi-Madam is off to learn Spanish, but with those typos, anyone would think she's talking Spanish when she types English :D. Let's gift you with a spell check software especially designed for you..and helps us in understanding you :P<br /><br />10) Peter-Bad boy number 1. After post-bashing almost every blogger in blogsville, you think you deserve a gift? Come to think about it, despite post-bashing every blogger, he still remains one of our most eligible bachelors. Blogsville surely is weird. Now all those line maars isn't a gift, then what is?<br /><br />11) Abhinav-Bad boy number 2. Endless his posts are about how he tried to understand <span style="font-size:78%;">the</span> <span style="font-size:78%;">fairer</span> <span style="font-size:180%;">sex</span> (Refer his old posts, now our boy has <span style="font-size:78%;">grown up</span> <span style="font-size:78%;">and</span> given up) I gift you with tuitions classes (taken by yours truly) for teaching you the art of understanding girls. It's not that difficult. You just have to nod and say 'yeah' to whatever we say!<br /><br />Merry X'mas bloggers and may you keep dragging your mouses here :)Madshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09654391618536131785noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4815714894001247557.post-23429762754640672492009-12-14T23:21:00.000+05:302009-12-15T16:24:35.095+05:30Is this BRB for TRP ?<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.todayandtomorrow.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lost.jpg"></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.kraproom.com/pacman/aod/gallery/d/5590-1/brb.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 326px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.kraproom.com/pacman/aod/gallery/d/5590-1/brb.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><div>13th Dec 2009, 10.00 P.M</div><div><br /></div>"I started this blog 1 year ago and made wonderful friends, shared emotions, laughed out loud, cried at times, increased my G.K., Decreased my Sense of humor, enhanced my writing skills and the most important of all, wasted my Precious time. But now I have realized, world is more than just 'www.blogspot.com'. I want to move on, give my career a new meaning (I don't know if that itself has any meaning), see the world, fly in the open sky like a bird, introspect, then correct myself. Hence this would be my last post ever.<div><br /></div><div>P.S: will miss all of you </div><div><br /></div><div>By XYZ.</div><div><br /></div><div><b>Comments :</b></div><div><br /></div><div>1. A : Whatttttttttttt :O you will not blog again.OMG i have tears in my eyes. Will miss you for sure, I remember the awesome fun we had :(( Please think again and blog once in a while. </div><div><br /></div><div>**A thinks** ... Shit Man !! She was the only one who used to comment regularly on my blog, now what? I will have to get a new <i>Bakri </i>!</div><div><br /></div><div>**XYZ thinks**... was it a shocker ? dude I get more comments in one post than what you have in all your posts combined and you are blogging since 2 years. Loser !!</div><div><br /></div><div>2. B : Awwwww ..best of luck dear with your life, will surely miss you here, but hell with that, we are together on FB,Orkut,Twitter,Hi5,Friendster, Gmail. So It's okay !! *hugs*, *kisses*</div><div><br /></div><div>**B thinks** ...waise bhi you were not blogging much these days <i>aur main kaun sa tera poor post padhta hun kabhi, direct title and P.S aur uppar k ek do comment padh k comment marta hun. Mainu ki farak painda hai :P ?</i></div><div><br /></div><div>**XYZ Thinks**... Saale, I know you will miss me, the undisputed Pervert of all time you are !!.</div><div>I don't even remember a single Status message, album pic, quiz results where you haven't commented. I made Hi5 in 2005 and uploaded the pics..and you comment in 2009. ssup with you? Gee ! may you get HIV :P</div><div><br /></div><div>3. C : I have nothing to say, other than best of luck with your life, may you get all the happiness you deserve </div><div><br /></div><div>**C thinks**.. I have commented so many times on her blog but she never commented on mine,sent a Friend request on all the friendship sites possible and she rejected all of them. She looks hot,she should have stayed man !! at least I get to see her Blogspot DP once in a while. </div><div><br /></div><div>**XYZ thinks** Who is this bugger ? </div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div><b>100 (senti) comments</b>.</div><div>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</div><div>14th Dec 2009, 10.00 P.M</div><div><br /></div><div>" I realized what my strength is, I saw who my real time friends are, I saw it all. If I leave today, I will enjoy today, enjoy tomorrow, enjoy for a month may be, then I will suffer, the Pain will insinuate in the worst possible manner and the ville will cry out for me. So why let it cry after a month. I will stick around here, may be I will take a small break, a break that would be larger than the time elapsed between Atal Bihari Vajpayee's two consecutive verbal words and smaller than how it feels like Watching Ram Gopal Verma ki AAG. Okay let's make it simple, I will take a Kit-Kat wala break. </div><div><br /></div><div>I love you all. </div><div><br /></div><div><b>Comments:</b></div><div><br /></div><div>1. A : YAY ! you are back. Welcome back.</div><div><br /></div><div>**A thinks**... I Knew it already.</div><div><br /></div><div>**XYZ thinks**... Dude every time you guys fall for it. Dumbos !</div><div><br /></div><div>2. B : Man I can't believe,So happy I am. Welcome back :)</div><div><br /></div><div>**A thinks**... I knew it already, this is like 12th time in just one year.</div><div><br /></div><div>**XYZ thinks**... This is guy worships me, *grins*. </div><div><br /></div><div>3. C : Hey you are back again ? Wow ! welcome anyways :)</div><div><br /></div><div>**C thinks**... I knew it already, she is addicted, I mean who would leave a blog with so many followers. I will probably take two <i>janams</i> to get that many number of followers.</div><div><br /></div><div>**XYZ thinks**... what does he mean by "again" ? next time, I'ma start a new Drama :P</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div><b>100 (happy) comments..</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div>So, you might have grasped till now what this post about, if not, try Dabur Shankhpushpi or Satmola for better kidneys. Well, we care for our readers so here's the conclusive summary. It's about the people who go bang bang bang on their blogs, suddenly post a goodbye blog post and go missing (absent for few days). Unfortunately, they come back again. What **it is this? Some TRP (readership) grabbing stunt? Some pregnancy break? or a case of an MBA going to commit suicide but coming to complete the assignment? OK last line didn't matter. If we wanted we could have given some very bright examples but... we won't..! You needn't do the same. If you think you have your 15 minutes of fame then Just Leave it's gonna be okay! Le..le..le.. Just Leave!</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 26, 139); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://www.todayandtomorrow.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lost.jpg" border="0" alt="" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px;" /></span></div><div>Thanks!</div>peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04474559007790315248noreply@blogger.com19