Facts are facts. How many followers here have got comments from the land of the rising sun, the land of electronic gadgets, the land of earthquakes, the land of identical people? None of you.
Select Japanese to English Translation (You may choose Japanese to Hindi if you think you missed out Hindi diwas on 14th September.)
Copy paste the comment and reply back with its actual meaning.
We are doing the first comment for an example:
It says "女性会員様増加につき、当サイトの出張ホストが不足中です。女性の自宅やホテルに出向き、欲望を満たすお手伝いをしてくれる男性アルバイトをただいま募集していますので、興味のある方はTOPページから無料登録をお願いいたします"
And it means something of the order of this "Increase in female membership per person is taking a business trip out of the host site. Women visited the home or hotel, so we are seeking part-time job can get you the help you meet the man who desires, who are interested to register for free thank you from the page TOP".
So, sisters and their brothers, after celebrating birthdays of 2 of our Shiters, we are back!
With Harry Potter hanging around to show some jaadoo—mantar and some adolescence romance, some of us were discussing about the ill effects of watching the Hollywood movies in Hindi. No problem with Hindi dubbing but more than often they result in non-digestable translation with makes us Shite here. So we do Shit-For-Tat. Take HP for example, its Hindi dubbed version totally does a big ant-shant majaak with the names . For example, Gryffindor becomes Garudwar, Moaning Myrtle becomes Mayoos Meena for no reason whatsoever and so on.
Take a look at these names:
Harry Potter and the
Sorcerers's stone - Parasmani (Koi Nargaj ki movie hai kya?)
Chamber of secrets - Rahasmayi tehkhana (Directed by the Ramsay Bros not the Warner Bros.)
Goblet of fire- Aag ka pyala (Sahi jawaaab!)
Hindi dubbing is good for the larger part of our country but why play with the names. When Mask’s cartoon version used to be aired on Cartoon Network, Stanley Ipkiss turned to Sachin Submis and his dog Milo turned to Billu. WTF?
So we decided to find out some names which can cause some digestive upheavel in your tummies as well. Presenting some of the movies' names which were brutally dubbed for the aam junta even when aam junta was happy with normal names.
The Matrix: Mayajaal (Now when your teacher asks you to find the transpose of a mayajaal, he/she means transposing the matrix!)
Pirates of Caribbean- Samunder ke lootere (gud man, you can translate!)
Gladiator- Vijeta (Achha? Glad means happy na. If Vijay bole toh Amitabh Bachhan worked in Vijeta then he will say, "Glad toh bahut honge tum aaj haain!")
Ghost rider – Mahakaal (Why not Bhoot-Chaalak?)
Dunston checks in – Ek Bandar hotel ke andar (No comments!)
Night at museum – Museum ke undar fans gayaa sikander (There was no Sikander in the movie, tha kya?)
Lack placid- Magarmachch (hehe, the whole suspense got thrashed...)
War of the worlds- Grahon ka Mahayuddh (Sahi hai.. beedu!!)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith- Mr. & Mrs. Sharma (A seriously WTF OMG WTF event!)
Star wars- Attack of the clones- Humshaklon ka hamla (yeh bhi sahi jawaab.. 2 hazaar jeette hain aap!)
I am legend- Jindaa hoon mein (hehe another spoiler name!)
Verticle Limit- Mrityushikhar (sahi again!)
And the examples go on and on and on.. Researching on this topic led us to a site which told us this, "the Hindi version of Speed-I had Keanu Reaves saying “Hey Bhagwaan” in the lift whereas the actual movie has him saying “Oh F[asterisk]CK”."
Thanks god, they did not converted T_rex in hindi, "Bhaago bhaago, chipkali ka nana humaaree or aaraha hai! daanasur daansasur.. Daanaasur!"
What is the name of latest HP movie? Aadha khooni raajkumar?
24 years ago from today, A King was born, The Sarcasm King. However the title awarded to him, came years after he made his presence felt, through a blog named 'A-Shit-For-Tat' (don't click on the name in case you are not an idiot).He is not only sarcastic, he is slapstick too, and of course he is raunchy, goofy and quick witted but, CAUTION : he is an Engineer. On this holy occasion, let's give his own dose, i.e Laughter. Here are some of his own-made-punch-liners/fundas/laws. Which you might have just missed some how. King's FUNDAS
1. [Asterix] that: It's like hiding your main (body) part by using undies. He never uses the four letter word. He uses Pluck/chuck/muck/duck instead of that. Never even abuses in hindi. He would rather write the slang and also mention which category that belongs to, from 'the parts of Speech', as in if the slang is a verb or adjective or Noun. For example 'F[Verb; Asterix]k that', 'B[Adjective; Asterix]d' or Abe 'C[Adjective, Asterix]y'. Our King is more docile than 'Anil Kapoor' from the movie 'Ishwar'. He says 'Teri maa ki' as 'Teri Monkey'
2. Oblique People: That means Gay/Lesbian People. According to him "anything that is not straight is Oblique."
3. Never Judge a book by its movie: It means as simple as it sounds.
4. How to attract a woman towards you: The [Link] is here.
5. 'Obama ki Ma'ccain: Read the first Funda to solve this crux.
King's *HIT LIST
1. Ramalingam Raju: He is not alone for that matter, there are thousands of other people like him, But still he made this[Link] and this [link]
2. Lahman Brothers: Beacuse of Recession Fucktors obviously.
King's FUNNY-ONE-LINERS
1. I Like Kids, I like them so much that I can eat them.
2. Long working hours, erratic schedules and frequent transfers don't always make IT a dream destination for fresh women graduates. But it pays to have the fairer sex on board.
3. Raju Raju? Yes papa! Eating money? No papa! Telling lies? No papa? Open your balance sheets? Ha ha ha.
4. Before I start to write some lines,I check the calendar, aaila! It’s Valentine!
5. Banglore Royal Challengers - jeetenge Hum shaan se - Ab shaan jaise singers agar cricket khelne lage toh koi bachha hi jeet jaaye.
6. Oye hoye hoye oye hoye hoye oye hoye hoye Public gaali deve,SRK samjha leve,Don’t become bloody fool. Lalitiya hai vyapaari,Chale hai pardes // dhoww dhoww,Franchisee khush toh hove,Fir kaahe bloody fool.
7. I can say that I first watched Vidya Balan in Hum Paanch. She looked older those days as well.
8. I am not going, don't Bush me.
9. I will take light Years to reply, (don't tell me that light years is not a unit of time)
10. Last to last month he wrote, "MAY, aa gaya, MAY aa gaya Ma."
11.My janam kundali suggested that my name should start with ‘Y’ for example: ‘Yudhishthir’, 'Y2A' can also be expanded a“Yours Troooly Abhinav” . . . .
The memory space of blogspot would be full, Bhatt his one - liners won't cease to make you laugh (I don't know if I make sense). Happy birthday Abhinav a.k.a Y2A may you live you forever and remain Joxy (that has nothing to do with Jockey, btw).
Lets start the day with you Y2A, just Pop-up a bottle of champagne and be gay, May you remain forever joxy, may you get a girl bery bery sexy. You are the King Bhatt,Bhatt I see you are still a wanted, The funny Jackpot you are, Your blog is phun granted. Many many Happy returns of the day, just kick all the sorrows away :)
P.S : Though He is just more than being a funny guy, but can you beat his sense of humor by wishing him in a funny style ?
We do write for comments and if by any chance you say that you don’t, then save your electricity bill (write in your personal diary which no one will read) and if you mean you don’t write for 100 comments per post you are okay with even 5 nice ones, then well those are comments too. You just can’t ignore the fact either ways.
You get comments, you reply to those comments and we at ‘a-shit-for-tat’ have been observing that since long. Here comes the funny ‘commenter-author’ bantering on almost all the comment section disasters.
THE FIRST ONES
Commenter: – YAY YAY YAY, I am the first one to do.
Author: – So where is your apple ADAM? You did it with EVE right? or you just did it with The Mountain DEW?
THE PDAs (Public Displays of affection)
Commenter:- Awww, so true Baby, Hugs, Kisses, Muah Muah !
Author:- Ohh Gawd! Did you just not read the Post, eh ? It talks about how much I hate all lesbians and wet kisses, you bitch, you don’t read anything properly, I am sure you are not reading this one too *DANCES* \:D/
THE APATHIES
Commenter: – It happens dude, Jus chillax, Take a chill pill ;)
Author:- What happens Dude? I wrote about how badly I want to commit suicide by myself (which is quite obvious coz it would be a homicide otherwise) and you drop down to say “it happens”.
How many times did you die last month, huh ?
THE SYMPATHIES
Commenter:- Ohh dear I hope all the merciless souls rot In hell and suffer big time. Don’t pay heed to anyone, You rock baby and whoever did it with you is presumably the worst motherfu**ing Bastard alive.
Author :– Hey , WTF ! don’t make an issue out of my boy friend not sharing a lollypop with me last night.
THE BOUNCERS/PREACHINGS
Commenter :- He who had his biggest animosity for even the silliest triumphant whispers, did not see the masked –evil-rouge-kind-of –moron sticking to the basics of mortality. That is the club Mate, welcome to the real world. Cheers !
Author:- Sorry ? are you talking about my post ? Talk in Angreezi pleeeeaaajjj :(
THE not-LINKED-to-the-LIST
Commenter:- Ohh wow ! your Boyfriend must have been delighted with the poem, super kool, kudos ^:)^
Author:- Well, I don’t think so. I have a separate poem for him. This one was for my father :|
THE WORST EVER : – well there are basically 10 varieties of such kind and all have more or less these kind of replies in respective order.
Commenter:- i) Nice Post ii)Cool iii)LOL iv) :D v) WOW vi) Good Job Vii)You have been tagged/awarded viii) Blogrolled you ix) awwwx) Hugs >:D<
Author :– i) Thnks ii) I know iii) He He iv) :P v) Thnks vi) I knw vii) Ohh lemme see viii) Good for you ix)*blushes* x) >:D<>
THE WHACKY ANONYMOUS
Commenter(anonymous):– I differ from what a pervert man would say. Actually all of you are the who’s who of human crap. You act like you did not do anything and you are sensitive but you pounce on the other hot gal the very next moment .
Author: – Listen I wrote it out of experience & if you have got the guts, then don’t be anonymous.
Commenter :– you are a pervert.*Period*
Author: – You sound like a female pervert, and you better keep your period to yourself (LOL kidding).
Commenter:- Blergh X-(
Author:- Someone is pissed.
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And it goes on till either of them surrender or till he/she blocks the anonymous commenter.
THE OWN STORIES
Commenter:- WOW you know what ? Once upon a time, I was like you and then I went for estivation, but it did not work then I tried out hibernation, Bang ! It worked, I am so glad it worked.
Author: – Yeah ! but this post is about me being Insomniac not about what you did in your last birth in ICE AGE.
P.S :- Well this post is not having any intentions of maligning anyone’s name indirectly or directly and if you ask me where is the genuine comment category ? Then the answer is…right in the comment section of this post… See we are kind to whoever comments here ;)
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