Rated R : The Survey

So, if your neck and eyes are working perfectly fine (after the last post), we Shiters are back again with a treat for your eyes. We are approaching a milestone (which will be discussed after a few days) so we decided to present a small treat to our thousands of beloved fans. No, we are not giving small awards stolen from here and there, in fact we conducted a small secret survey. This survey was done by a team of experts and it was done to rate the blogs based on the content. Now as this survey involves some objectionable content, so we are not discussing the basis too much.

Our team of experts have rated the blogs of our reader's and reader's reader's and reader's reader's reader's (and so on) on a scale of 5. The rating which usually in form of stars is not used here.

So the blogs with their ratings are given below. The readers may suggest more blogs and their suggestions will be rated in the next version of this rating series (provided we get apt sponsors for they next post based on this post):

1. http://harshitawriteslikethis.blogspot.com
   
   For writing for the better half of a man (all kinds)!
   
   
   
   


2. http://amrita1987.blogspot.com
   
   For a non-understandable About Me
   
   
   
   
   
3. http://powerdrunk7.blogspot.com
   
   For never using full names
   
   
   
   



4. http://thesolitarywriter.blogspot.com
   
   For using the tools to err..
   
   
   
   
   
   


5. http://www.chronicwriter.com/
   
   For Super Humor (:-o) abilities
   
   
   
   


6. http://escortinglifetodeath.blogspot.com
   
   Aise hi Kuchh kuchh rating..
   
   
   
   


7. http://y2aslog.blogspot.com
   
   For being not so sarcastic and quitting a job in times of recession






8. http://peter-blogvibes.blogspot.com
   
   For making readers beg for dictionary with those rap(e)-posts






9. http://madhuriaries.blogspot.com
   
   For sharing those Dad Jokes, BP Jokes and the ever popular MJs
   






10. http://drunkthought.blogspot.com
    
    For using own's blog for romantic purposes
    
    




11. http://yehhaitadka.blogspot.com
    
    For being politically correct
    
    




12. http://saying-private-yarn.blogspot.com
    
    For making sure that PJs will rule the Earth forever






13. http://loon-ardor.blogspot.com
    
    For sharing too many varieties of cats for no reason whatsoever
    
    




14. http://chitwanprabhakar.blogspot.com
    
    For writing dil se and not being a sardar from Punjab (and the pictures below, thats what we could grasp from a Junglee Billi's blog for your Billi prem)
    
    
    
    
    
    


15. http://candidreflection.blogspot.com
    
    For being absent from a long long time...
    
    
Tata Tea peeo aur Jaago re!

P.S : Thanks to Akansha and Harshita (alpha-beta-cally) for their contributions and if anyone's blog is hurt after reading this post then do let us know, we will think what (not) can be done. We will take matters into our own hands and will sincerely make some effort. But Please don't expect apologies, that's the only thing we are extremely bad at! Always remember, shit for tat!

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