MMX Anno Domini :D

Ladies and gentlemen, insane and sane,

Shit 4 Tat is back to give you some pain,

Presenting a summary of decade's first year end,

Led to a lot of views got changed,

CWG's money changed hands,

Kalmadi to Assange, Dolly to costly Oneeyan,

Oh shit, only 2 years left for the world to end,

Sit back and enjoy, 2010...

1) Blasted off:

Miss Universes and Miss Worlds can only wish for a peaceful world. 2010 saw terror blasts, earthquake in Haiti. 2011 might just see Pakistan disappear as a nation with blasts taking place there as often as Dolly Bindra was caught using swear words.

2) Radia Tapes:

Will 2011 see the untarnished reputation of Ratan Tata meet a blow? Only time will tell...And we hope we don't have to say Tata to this gem of a person. Although people are still confused about what Radia tape actually had. Some thought it was Radio Active. Some thought it was all-in-vain attempt by Barkha Dutt to become as famous on Twitter as Arnab Goswami. Also, Neera Radia might be a good enough contender in running for Rajya Sabha next time, or Bigg Boss, who knows.

3) Social only working and Wickedleaks:

Wicked leaks was THE THING to discuss in the latter half of the year. But how Julian Assange was framed is one another matter in itself. Probably her mistresses has planned to sing ‘Assange saareee raat, soniyo vey’ but he leaked before he could peaked. Talking of Internetting, apna Mark Zuckerberg got TIME person of the year award. Wah ladke! He also got portrayed brilliantly by Jerry Eisenberg in the Movie ‘The Social Network.’ And it all boiled down to the fact that he made all the sites he made because of a girl. Sigh. Also, the movie clearly told that we all loved the way he lied. Also, Twitter ruled. And will rule. If you are still not there, are you an Orkutiya? Seriously? Follow @shitfortat chupchaap.

4) Suresh Kalmoohe and co.:

Despite accolades and medals won by India at CWG, the world saw India in shameful light after the corruption accusations turned out to be true. Crores of money was misrepresented and every Indian now wishes that we never host any international event again.

5) Way too bigg was this boss:

She came, she yelled and she still stayed!! :O

Bigg Boss was at its worst in its 4th attempt. The industry's biggest failures were the contestants and it was pretty tuff to decide who to eliminate, since everyone sucked. Salman of course wowed audiences by BEING HUMAN...But he was the only reason people could withstand the show. Amitabh uncle returned with KBC in a valiant attempt to get the cash flowing at home, with Abhishek yet again failing at the box office. Is this why Amitabh and Shweta Bachhan are coming on Koffee with Karan for the zillionth time?

6) Game on!

Statistics proved that 2010 was the year of break ups. We can't really blame the boys for staying glued to the television throughout the year and ignoring their girls...This was the year of sporting action! India did extremely well despite the corruption controversies at IPL and Commonwealth Games. Sania Nehwal and Somdev became our new eye candy. Many records were broken by Team India in cricket, Ashes were reconquered by England and 2011 brings on the World Cup. Game set match, this was :D

7) Obama at Maa India

Mumbai's diwali was reduced to a quiet affair with President Obama making a visit. Firecrackers were prohibited, hawkers were kicked out, roads were only filled with policemen....No, it wasn't a happy Diwali for Mumbai at all. Manmohan Singh and Co. fell all over Obama, only to have him declare that US would have plenty of job opportunities in 2011. Huh! Did I hear anyone say Obama ki maa ki?

Rahul Gandhi tried to do an Obama by making a visit to a college in Ahmedabad. He messed up quite brutually and Gujjuland didn't take very kindly to him. The next Prime Minister of India? We don't think so.

8) Boxed office:Rajnican and being Dabbanged

Dabbang broke all records, and for a change we saw little of SRK around. But of course, he had to spoil the new year by starring in Koffee with Karan season 4 and moaning about his 'sad' life and him being 'lonely'. The Munnis and Sheilas took over the idiot box and discs all around, one can only wonder if this is the same India which is considered to be conservative. Rajnikanth sms's spread like fire. Shhhh, Rajnikanth reads shit for tat :-s

9)Break ups and make ups:

Salman and SRK fought and made up again this year. Kareena and Saifu, Bips and John, PC and Shahid (Maybe together/who cares), yawn yawn. Even Malaika and Arbaaz Khan are still together. Angelina and Brad didn't get married, as expected. Possibly the only 2 biggest weddings of this year were Shoaib-Sania and Shashi Tharoor-Sunanda.

Happy new year, people! May you have a fun filled, awesome year ahead =)

P.S- The title of the post was Abhinav's idea :D Cool naa? :D

Wait, is that your Date?!

Only one among us SFTians is committed, and the rest of us are committed to being single (All you new readers, read our individual blogs to find out who’s the one who’s committed among us! Free publicity khekhekhe)

We singletons are a curious case of sour grapes. Hence, we have nothing better in life to do except to make fun of the existing couples and discourage the prospective couples ;)

If you are in the former category and if you are in the later category or if you are single and looking like us, here’s SFT bringing you the top 10 people you shouldn’t DARE TO DATE!



1) The Boss

One wrong move, and you lose your job and you blew your other job! ;)
Professionally and personally both, the boss is always right. Even if he’s hot, don’t you dare look at him for more than 30 seconds. The hot bosses are only for fantasizing purpose. No dating purpose.

2) The teacher’s daughter/son

You really don’t want to pick up your date from your teacher’s place, specially if you date on weekdays. Specially if the date didn’t go out well, (since you were busy on the phone fighting after the date, you conveniently forgot to do your homework) you could very well be told off in class, made to stand in the corner of the class, and also be given a memo to be signed by your parents. Grades could be at stake too, so a big thumbs down, however hot the stakes might be!

3) The Friend’s EX

How desperate can you get? When your friend axes, you grab at the ex! This is a total no-no.

4) The Business Partner’s daughter/ Family Friend

Firstly, not many Indian parents will be over the moon to find out that your inner motive of going to ‘Uncle’s place’ was not to look at his collection of novels, but was to hook up with one of his collection of pretty young things. And if things go wrong, your dad’s business be dammed and you my friend, should forget about grabbing any inheritance share in your dad’s property.

5) The Indian cricketer

Ok, so Dhoni saw Sakshi at this hotel and it was love at first sight for him, and he tried and tried for her and at last she surrendered. But girls, that was Dhoni. You have no options left now. Who do you want for a companion? Yuvraj Singh? Harbhajan Singh? Irfan Pathan was good, until we heard rumours of him and VJ Anusha. He’s seriously not keeping it stylish anymore, is he? There’s Virat Kohli, but his life is on the fast-track lately :P

6) Your next door neighbour

It’s as bad as having a live in relationship with no one to sleep with. You open the door, in shorts, uncombed hair, unwaxed legs and behold, your neighbour-boyfriend sees you in your AVATARish avatar and it’s simply a very pretty fright for him. If you think it’s bad only for girls, then putting myself in a boy’s shoes (EWW, stinky and smelly!!) and thinking...well, it’s equally bad for them. Our boy simply sits down to see a football game and his neighbour just needs to crawl across the door to nag him or to fight with him for not noticing her new eyeliner. Tch tch…love thy neighbour as thyself...NOT!

7) Ankit Fadia

You really want to date a hacker despite him being cute, 25 years only and immensely smart? He’ll scrutinize your girly chats with your friends and even if you gushed at Ranbir Kapoor, our pretty boy will not like it.

8) Angelina Jolie

You’ll find your time spent in adopting an Indian cricket team and less with her. Give me one good reason to date her now!

9) Rakhi Sawant

You really considered her? GET OUT OF SHIT FOR TAT,YOU !!

10) A SFTian

However hot we are, however cool we are, we are just going to play hard to get and pretend we are not overwhelmed by the laurels (and hardys :P) you are gonna dump on us. We are proud to be modest.

Do you dare to date any of us? :P

I am participating in the WeBlog's Sleepy Sunday contest! You may read other participating posts HERE

X'mas(t) Gifts !!

It's Christmas time, but don't expect any gifts out here. We are shitters not Santas. And if you want any gifts, you may please head across to Chitwan's or Harshita's blog, I'm sure they are related to Santa (Singh) in some claus(e) or the other. Punju and all.

Ok !! Now that I've thrown out Peter and Abhinav, the mean boys of SFT who have pulled your leg all year, you can heave a sigh of relief. It's Christmas, and I'm gonna make sure, that the end of the year doesn't mean the end of us i.e. you people breaking ties with us.

I'm gonna play Ms.Santa Claus, with an invisible paunch, dressed in pink (Sorry, red isn't my colour, really!) with a whole bag of goodies for all you bloggers who have put up with us for one whole year (and coming here to be made fun of! Guts you have,eh?)


1) Harshita- I would love to gift you with:
-a box of chill pills for the enormous tension you take throughout the year.
-an orkut profile: I know Facebook and Twitter are in, but really...you need to get desi and orkut sometime!

2) Amrita Roy- A huge teddy bear and kisses and hugs from all of us..She just loves any display of affection, doesn't she?

3) Amrita~Ams-First of all, welcome to Hyderabad (That was Peter welcoming you) I Would love to gift you with a dog. Leave that billi for some time please, now how about some jokes on lazy doggie?

4) Akansha-Now, she hardly blogs because her TIME is invested in CAT. Now, CAT bhai log, please throw her in those prestigious IIMs so that she can do a Chetan Bhagat (Hey, play safe Akansha :D)

5) Shruti-How about giving you some lessons in Photoshop? You needn't upload new pics everyday then! You can only edit your old pics and change the background and ishtyle every week :P

6) Dhanya- I gifted her smileys, gossip, my junior in college, gossip, scrabble wins, gossip, and you still want a gift for X'mas? Selfish girl!

7) Shaunak-Lets just not give him anything. He has the right 'build' to play Santa :P Let me just give him an autograph by Chetan Bhagat. I'm sure that is one thing he would die for!

8) Chitwan- I don't need more competition in the form of another lawyer, so how about gifting you with a dance academy of your own. Let the judges dance to my tunes, dude.

9) Nidzzi-Madam is off to learn Spanish, but with those typos, anyone would think she's talking Spanish when she types English :D. Let's gift you with a spell check software especially designed for you..and helps us in understanding you :P

10) Peter-Bad boy number 1. After post-bashing almost every blogger in blogsville, you think you deserve a gift? Come to think about it, despite post-bashing every blogger, he still remains one of our most eligible bachelors. Blogsville surely is weird. Now all those line maars isn't a gift, then what is?

11) Abhinav-Bad boy number 2. Endless his posts are about how he tried to understand the fairer sex (Refer his old posts, now our boy has grown up and given up) I gift you with tuitions classes (taken by yours truly) for teaching you the art of understanding girls. It's not that difficult. You just have to nod and say 'yeah' to whatever we say!

Merry X'mas bloggers and may you keep dragging your mouses here :)

Why Japanese Love Shit 4 Tat?

Facts are facts. How many followers here have got comments from the land of the rising sun, the land of electronic gadgets, the land of earthquakes, the land of identical people? None of you.

http://shitfortat.blogspot.com/2009/07/hey-whats-your-name-basanti.html is a post of ours which has become super popular in aamchi Tokyo, sadda Japan, aapno Nippon...!

But since we are a bunch of super busy people, we cannot reply to those comments. Instead we ask you people to do us a favor:

1. Select a comment of your choice.
2. Go to http://www.translate.google.com/?hl=en
3. Select Japanese to English Translation (You may choose Japanese to Hindi if you think you missed out Hindi diwas on 14th September.)
4. Copy paste the comment and reply back with its actual meaning.

We are doing the first comment for an example:

It says "女性会員様増加につき、当サイトの出張ホストが不足中です。女性の自宅やホテルに出向き、欲望を満たすお手伝いをしてくれる男性アルバイトをただいま募集していますので、興味のある方はTOPページから無料登録をお願いいたします"

And it means something of the order of this "Increase in female membership per person is taking a business trip out of the host site. Women visited the home or hotel, so we are seeking part-time job can get you the help you meet the man who desires, who are interested to register for free thank you from the page TOP".

Thanks...

Post over!

Sayonara Dewa Mata!

Jai Hind

Hey, what's your name Basanti?

So, sisters and their brothers, after celebrating birthdays of 2 of our Shiters, we are back!

With Harry Potter hanging around to show some jaadoo—mantar and some adolescence romance, some of us were discussing about the ill effects of watching the Hollywood movies in Hindi. No problem with Hindi dubbing but more than often they result in non-digestable translation with makes us Shite here. So we do Shit-For-Tat. Take HP for example, its Hindi dubbed version totally does a big ant-shant majaak with the names . For example, Gryffindor becomes Garudwar, Moaning Myrtle becomes Mayoos Meena for no reason whatsoever and so on.

Take a look at these names:

Harry Potter and the

• Sorcerers's stone - Parasmani (Koi Nargaj ki movie hai kya?)
• Chamber of secrets - Rahasmayi tehkhana (Directed by the Ramsay Bros not the Warner Bros.)
• Goblet of fire- Aag ka pyala (Sahi jawaaab!)

Hindi dubbing is good for the larger part of our country but why play with the names. When Mask’s cartoon version used to be aired on Cartoon Network, Stanley Ipkiss turned to Sachin Submis and his dog Milo turned to Billu. WTF?

So we decided to find out some names which can cause some digestive upheavel in your tummies as well. Presenting some of the movies' names which were brutally dubbed for the aam junta even when aam junta was happy with normal names.

• The Matrix: Mayajaal (Now when your teacher asks you to find the transpose of a mayajaal, he/she means transposing the matrix!)
• Pirates of Caribbean- Samunder ke lootere (gud man, you can translate!)
• Gladiator- Vijeta (Achha? Glad means happy na. If Vijay bole toh Amitabh Bachhan worked in Vijeta then he will say, "Glad toh bahut honge tum aaj haain!")
• Ghost rider – Mahakaal (Why not Bhoot-Chaalak?)
• Dunston checks in – Ek Bandar hotel ke andar (No comments!)
• Night at museum – Museum ke undar fans gayaa sikander (There was no Sikander in the movie, tha kya?)
• Lack placid- Magarmachch (hehe, the whole suspense got thrashed...)
• War of the worlds- Grahon ka Mahayuddh (Sahi hai.. beedu!!)
• Mr. & Mrs. Smith- Mr. & Mrs. Sharma (A seriously WTF OMG WTF event!)
• Star wars- Attack of the clones- Humshaklon ka hamla (yeh bhi sahi jawaab.. 2 hazaar jeette hain aap!)
• I am legend- Jindaa hoon mein (hehe another spoiler name!)
• Verticle Limit- Mrityushikhar (sahi again!)

And the examples go on and on and on.. Researching on this topic led us to a site which told us this, "the Hindi version of Speed-I had Keanu Reaves saying “Hey Bhagwaan” in the lift whereas the actual movie has him saying “Oh F[asterisk]CK”."

Thanks god, they did not converted T_rex in hindi, "Bhaago bhaago, chipkali ka nana humaaree or aaraha hai! daanasur daansasur.. Daanaasur!"

What is the name of latest HP movie? Aadha khooni raajkumar?

IPL RAP(E) !!

It's IPL time,
And we shit-ers, Peminem, Y2A Sean and Mads Cents present before you a rap(e) for which we won't charge a dime!



Yo, I pee in your Land,
I field in your Sand,
I didn't want it at the end of the day to be it at SA,
Its not about SA or India,waise
All everyone wanted was thode, bahut paise!

I'm an Indian, I don't want a blow,
I had enough of election's peep show,
Enough to make Modi lose control,

I ain't a jackass politician, nor a leader,
I'm just a normal guy drooling over a hot cheerleader,

I dun own the knights,
I dun fear from fights,
Da Basanti's dance with me, they dance for me,
I take in the sight, with lots of glee,

Even the umpires have a hit on them,
Each time, they score, wham bam, thank you Ma'm,
They start dancing on every hit,
Dance like they got, them fits,

The Knights don't last into the night,
They cannot give in any match a fight,
A Fake IPL Player, a fake male called SRgay,
A Skipper who can't just play,
A coach who teaches his laptop to bowl n bat,
They get laid, at the bottom, flat.

The Mumbai Indians aala re,
Oh oh, par Sachin gaya re,
They fall down,immediately,crumble,
Bowl wides, expecting the opposition to tumble,
The young all-rounders, Bravo and Nayar,
Have their asses always on fire.

Shilpa Shetty's hit movies is equal to,
Da number of wins for her boys,which are few,
Last year's top dogs, they were,
Now, they can only manage to purr,
Warne's new bowler's action is under threat
Wonder if plan 2354235 of Warne is all set,

The Royal Challengers,are back,
They got Uthappa in exchange of Zak,
Despite Dravid and Kevin going home early,
And they are winning finally,
It's a surprise Virat takes any catches,
When we see him looking, all da time, at himself in his
glasses.

The Singh who's King of all chicks,
Lost a match recently, despite his hattrick,
Preity who still plays hug hug with all the mates,
And Ness got it, from his ex date,
Sreesanth's injured, but pappu still dances,for free,
At a party,he nearly played slap gate,with KP,

The Dhakkan Chargers sweeping the floor last time,
Have made losing seem, a huge crime,
Uncle Gilly, who's making captaincy seem silly,
Kicking out Laxman didn't help their fielding,mate,
Symonds out of the team, is it good or great?

The Daredevils dare to keep out Pigeon from the team,
And still, their win is not just a dream,
Gauti and Fatty are the dream opening pair,
And they always get out simultaneously with a pair,
Dick Nannes, fucks all his name-alikes,
Nehra, who's bowling is enough, to psych.

Chennai Super Kings have Hayden at the start,
And in the middle, hiccups and a lot of farts,
His Padmashri award, Dhoni's busy cleaning,
An early return home, his team's planning,
The balls go above Parthiv Patel,
Wonder if Gony wants a career in selling Bhel?

The leaders, the teams who got there just to win,
Have to fight with their own kin,
Pathan v. Pathan,or Hussey v. Hussey,
Fuck every pussy, without making any fussy,
Cannot afford to pee in their pant,
Or listen to the media's rant.
May the best team win it all,
The money's for them, to have a ball.

Phun intended :D

I hate my English language being tampered with. But nevertheless, I enjoy the various 'speakos' (like typos, u know. I have a copyright over this word, mind it rascala, be nice to me, I might be your lawyer tomorrow) and 'Englees' getting raped mercilessly. Here are some of the funniest 'speakos' (Btw, slip of the tongue is slip of the mind, those who laugh are very unkind, as my teacher used to say) that have come across me, rather than me coming across them.



1) The (in)famous delicious snakes to eat.
'Super lucky snakes'-- Thus, hangs a banner outside a restaurant.
OMG, I'm soooo hungry, I can eat sooo many snakes !!!!!! How about some ladders along with them, eh?

2) My hairs are long and awesome, naa?
Yeah, I don't want to cut my hairs. They have grown so long. Hey, even you have lovely hairs. Wowwwww.....


3) Hey, did you know, that there are more sheeps than people in Switzerland.....
Sheeps? Ba Ba black sheeps, have you any wools?
Yes Sir, Yes Sir, shut the fuck up, bloody fool.

4) Then, he actually hearded me ?!!!?!!?
And I wish I had gone deaf before I 'hearded' that....

5) Arre I don't care. Whatevers.
*Speechless*.

6) Ya, I alloweded him in my house.
You sure aren't alloweded in my house, if you speak like that !!!

7) I went into the question and tried to answering him.
Oh, playing hide and seek, naughty boy? Running inside the question, and then seeking the answer...

8) Aur dekhiye, behenji, yeh mast tops hai aapke liye...
Okay, you make me your sister firstly, you are excused for that. But listen, brother.
I.wear.only.ONE.TOP.

9) Hey hey hey, ek jocks bolu ??
(Translation for us normal human beings: hey hey hey, can I tell you one JOKES)

10) I will be found out for you by tomorrow.
Hmm, and I would rather you be 'lost out'today itself.

11) Yeah, the lecturer will be finished in an hour.
God, you not only kill English language, but you just killed the lecturer before he finishes his lecture!!!


That's all I have in the stores.
Drop in a comment about how your language has got raped. The most awesome and exciting rape gets an award in our next post....

Disclaimer: This post is not intended to target any specific person(s) or any group. It is written in good humour and based on personal experiences of the authoress (yes, all are personal experiences).

R*ck off : The climax

A quick recap

Aaditya, the hero, is ill with STML (Not another Standard Typical Markup Language but Short Term Memory Loss). He remembers only his songs and he now only has 1 mission and vision. 1 vision because his left eye caught cataract. Poor chap. his wife, (did we mention her name?); kept on dating Prem Sharma who had a thick and strange English accent which only he understood. They have planned that the day when Aaditya's yaaddasht (Memory) returns, they will make him sign his will and they will kill him.

The Climax (Thankfully!)

Aaditya remembers things by clicking photographs. Forget everything, remember Ghajini that will make our task easier. One day when his wife is not at home, gone to a cyber cafe to read a famous blog http://shitfortat.blogspot.com, he manages to get out. He read in a newspaper that Indian Idol Auditions are being carried out in a near bye Municipal School. Recession you see. He takes the newspaper cutting and reaches at the venue. At the gate 3 musketeer resembling people are sitting. Arthos, Porthos and Aramis (Jai Ho, The author remembers SM re!). One of them is having long hair and holding a guitar. He is using the hole in the guitar to put the money he is begging. Similarly, another one holds upside turned drum to do the same. Aaditya ignores the two. And starts to move forward towards the main gate of the school. Suddenly her hears, the third one, looks like a Anglo Indian sort of person. Coughing, too much Heroin and marijuana case it seems. He finds him singing, “Darshaan do Ghanshyaam…!” Achaanak, with all due respect to Ekta Kapoor’s school of thought, he utters, “teri maa ki” and grabs his forehead and finally loses his balance and falls in his lap. When he falls, his head bounces off the drum and then he falls face first on the guitar.
3 hours later. Aaditya wakes up. He is surrounded by 3 musketeer looking men. Without even giving out a WTF, he says without even stammering, “Rachel, Monika and” sees his orange shirt, “Mirindaaaah.. eeeeehhhhhh…. Phoebe!” (thank god stammering is back!). The 3 utter in unison, “wwwwwoooww.. Aaditya, tu humein mil hi gaya!”. Anglo Indian man says, “Nikaal mere paise.. saaley, 3 Rupees 45 paise baaki hai tereko dene..” Long haired with Guitar calms down him. “Man, this is not the time to talk about money. We have met our best Friend back after so many years.”

Jaldi se kahaani ko 2 saal aage bhada dete hain. All is set. Whenever Aaditya’s wife goes out to see Prem, the trio and Aaditya rehearse in his house as they have finally registered their names for a Old School Rock Competition meant for people who have grown old. They also get to know that Prem and Aaditya’s wife have bought tickets for that show. Corner wali seat coz they know old people ka show old people hi dekhne aayenge. He shows still being affected with memory loss to his wife taaki kisi ko koi shaq na ho obviously!

D-Day

Stage is set. Lights, Camera, Pogo!

Few groups come and perform. No one even claps! Our cheap couple has no interest in any music and they are busy in doing stuff which people do at corner seats. Suddenly our rock band, TRAGIK arrives. Aaditya is the main vocalist. He grabs the mic and sneezes. His wife obviously knows about how he sneezes so she gets startled by the familiar noise. She says to Prem that she has heard about this sneeze. Prem ignores them and keeps doing what every one wishes to do. The performance is a super duper hit. Stage gets filled with roses, coins and bikinis. [sorry but some stuff if these kind is must for a cheap Bloggie]. They win by a huge margin. Suddenly a gun also finds its way to the stage. Aaditya picks it up. He has seen the 2 doing mushy things. He reaches there.

Aaditya: “Ehhh. Huh hmm.. excuse me…”
Wife: ohh! N.o. OMFG.. is is is that u u u u u Aaditya??
Aaditya: abbey I am supposed to stammer, you bloody bi^&#@!
Prem: ohh man, you have a gun… please reham, You know we have eaten your salt when you were ill.
Aaditya: toh ab goli khaa!

He checks the pistol. It has only 1 bullet in it. He thinks about which one to kill.
Wife? Prem? Wife? Prem?

He decides. He presses the trigger.

The End…!

Someblog's Questionnaire

To all fellow Indians and for those who love Indians, A very happy Republic Day. Yippeee! Constitution ki Jai Ho! Sing with me..

Happy Birthday to you..
Happy Birthday to you..
Happy Birthday to dear Constitution of India..
Happy Birthday to you..

Welcome everyone. Hope you are fine and online. Don’t read this post in an Offline mode. It’s not safe. (Worried reader: HOW?? :-SS ) As we all follow a common trait that we blog and comment on each other’s blog and as a result we now have reasonable knowledge about our fellow bloggers. If we don’t, this is an ultimate opportunity to know you favorite bloggers better.

Disclaimer: Some of the questions are from pretty private parts (of the blogger’s personality only don’t worry) so may look offending but obviously this is Shit4Tat. So nobody should file an FIR because of this post. They should take it in a funny manner as jokes from their friends only. If anybody is hurt, please tell the blog moderators, their name would be removed happily when they will send 1000$ in cash. Thanks!

So are we read, here’s your ultimate chance to know our mutual blogger’s better? Thos who will answer most questions correctly, ahem ahem.. hum.. hmmmmm..

1. What is Peter’s real name?

a. Ashwin Kumar
b. Aishwarya (he was shy of feminine name so he changed it to Peter.)
c. Ashwani
d. Piglet

2. Harshita once fell because of something. Because of what and fell on what?

a. She is so much addicted to Share Market. Sensex dipped and so did Harshita so she fell on her Demat account’s passbook(If any).
b. She owns 2 dogs. Namely Happy and Rustam. One of them peed and she slipped on that.
c. She owns a dog named SRK and he bit her when she told him that Aamir has a dog named SRK as well.
d. She got so much drunk on New Year’s eve that she fell on the dancing floor.


3. Who can be Trinaa’s probable sautan?

a. Peter (:O, we didn’t know that?)
b. Madhuri.. hmm looks Justified….
c. Deepika..
d. None of the above because if anyone from above will be, then she can beat them with her chappals collection. (Bonus Question: Why does she love Chappals?)

4. Urv once cried so much that he learnt many lessons out of it. Why did he cry?

a. His girlfriend had more interest in girls than him.
b. The F.R.I.E.N.D.S. DVD he bought, yeah ‘bought’... hehe silly... was empty.
c. He is a big fan of Red Chillies Entertainment so he brushed his eyes with similar sounding stuff because of a Cricket Match.
d. Someone misspelled his name.


5. What is CRYSTAL’s real age?

a. 33 (uskeee twacha se uskeee umr ka pata hi nahi chalta)
b. 23
c. 13
d. Under observation hai... tell u soon..

6. What is Nidhi’s nickname?

a. Chutki
b. Niggles
c. Amoeba
d. Kaanchi (wrt to all Nepalis)

7. Abhinav kiske khooon ka pyasa hai? *Gurrr.. attached with Ferocious Aamir’s Ghajini looks!*

a. Raju Ramalinga
b. Raju Ramalinga
c. Raju Ramalinga
d. Raju Ramalinga

8. Madhuri Iyer is madly in love with whom?

a. Rahul Gandhi
b. Rahul Mahajan
c. Rahul Chadda (Who is this?)
d. Jammy


9. Who is Mayuri's Favourite hero?

a. Nana Patekar (ooh.. so Hot che!)
b. Amol Palekar (Which one.. Ram Prasad or Laxman Prasad)
c. Rakesh Roshan (hairy choice)
d. Hrithik Roshan (Our Good’ol Duggu)

10. Bhawana is what among these?

a. Spiritual
b. Conceptual
c. All of the above
d. None of the above

11. HP's full name is what among these?

a. Harry Potter
b. Hary Puttar
c. Hindustan Petrolem
d. Heer


12. “Shit4Tat” blog is best?

a. Yes
b. Of course
c. Yeah, I love it
d. ‘One’ of these.

All the answers to these questions will be revealed soon on another post coming up soon. Now what you can do right now is to answer them all in the comments section. Whoever will answer the most number of questions correct will get a big-big-big prize. Those who do not feature on this post can forgive the author. He had too much lunch and was obviously cost-cutting.

Hint: See the answers from the existing comments you &*#$%@@!

Two 00 Eight LOL'able moments :D

Last year had its share of some unusual yet funny,wicked yet cool & hot but yet so chilled moments. No, we aren't talking about terror attacks because we don't want to snatch away the rights from other bloggers for the wrongs. So, here are some filtered moments from being extraordinary to simply ordinary but coolsome in a way :P

1) ' THE QUANTUM OF SHOE-LACE'All Iraqi reporters reading this, we want to tell you that you need some serious aiming practices. How the hell can you miss a one time golden opportunity to hit the real bird in the bush. I will tell all the readers what went wrong in the throwing:
i) the projectile angle
ii) the quantum behind it (Rajinikanth and Daniel Craig combination anyone??)
I have heard that base ball players are the best in ducking, but what about Indonesians or African-Americans ?? (That means Obama ki Maccain next time :P)

2) KHANTASTIC WAR

Okay when you are 43 and unmarried you need some anti-depressant ..what better than a war for a warrior? Gud Job Salman you getting serious in rehearsals .we have heard that you are playing a warrior in your next home flick 'Veer'.

But what when you are 43 and still stammer not just for KKKiraaan (which makes Aamir call you a dog because it's his legal biwi now) but also for KKKaran ?? C'mon Shahrukh you are SRK not SRgay try working with international artists like J.LO rather than desi brand K.JO (learn from Akki who worked with a Doggie :P)

3) THAPPAD DA TASHAN Harbhajan ne Sreesanth nu jandasa jad ditta.Good going Bhajji if not you, then I guess i would have done that, after all, Hayden and I had serious discussions on his off beat dancing skills at all inappropriate places from Live shows to Tv Ads.


4) WHAT THE F___ilms ?

Drona - The empty chairs cried with me (rona) while watching it and perhaps ran away before i did.Gawd !! the supernatural hero was in kurta payjama, I mean , c'mon AB, even today Chaddis are iconic for such roles.

Tashan and Maan gaye-mughael-e-ajam - I bet 10000 USD if you name any worse piece of shit than these two movies (Thanks RGV, for releasing your AAG last year).

Ghajini- Alright, I forgot why I wrote this name here & shit!! I don't see my tattoos either :P


5) CELEBRITY BUGGERS errrrrr BLOGGERS

Big B - I slept. I woke up. I coughed. Jaya came. I coughed again. Abhishek will go a long way. Aishwarya is great. I am a normal human being.

Amir Khan - Shahrukh is the name of my DOG (thinks for two days) Yes ! Shahrukh is my friendly DOG.

Salman Khan (DKD official blog) - "Doooh nothhhh reacthhhh on wathhh dahh Mediaaah saysss." (who needs American, Australian or British accent guide??)

Ram Gopal Verma - Who ??


6) BUTT WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ?

Someone give John Abraham good dialogues in his next film or else his butt will start speaking. After watching Dostana, i watched NEW YORK's Promo (Nanga John Chi chi). Ranbir,you missed it dude. Saawariya would have been a hit otherwise :D

7) REALITY SAUCE

Kya aap Panchvi Pass se tez hain ? - Haan jarur hain, agar humein bhi bacchon ke tarah pahley se Answers pata hon.

Dus ka Dum - What Percentage of Indians think that one needs to flush his/her brain before watching this game show?

Fear Factor - People were damn sacred to watch the khatra so they avoided it. BTW, who the hell calls 'HOT BABES' as 'DEVIYAAN' ? (perhaps this King still has ancient values intact).

Roadies - Ab iss ch*** show k baare mein bha**** *** kya bolna? Ab do baar ga** lagegi do taklon ke samney :P

Junoon kuch Kar dikhaney ka - @#%#% Source error ## (Hrithik, why didn't you take your identical twin Harman Baweja in that? ...Learn from Raghu-Rajiv Brothers dude!)

Big Boss 2 - Saharanpur rocks everywhere I gotta see it. RAKHI SAWANT are you listenings your souls sibling lives theres ..are you comings with me ??

8) RECESSION BIN

One of the most talked about topic in 2008 was recession. Even Kareena Kapoor lost weight in 2008. Last time we saw her, she had 21 inch dole shole in Don. Now just after Lehmann Brothers miscalculated their financial policies, whole world fell like Aussie Cricket Team's wickets. Aussie ki taisee! Every big banking giant was found flaunting katoras from the already poor stricken Governments. Most of the US is now selling their properties in kaudiyo k bhaav to get whatever money they can get. Every reader is encouraged to donate chawannies to US. Now what is interesting in Indian perspective is that everyone is saying that nothing will effect India but the fact is the Indian companies who were even minutely dependent on US and the west have lost their sarees like draupadi and this cheer haran is getting prolonged day by day. Almost all IT companies have delayed their new recruitments. Those who are calling freshers must using them as ITem girls and boys. [sour grapes!] The most disturbing outcome of this can be lowering of the marriage prospects of IT professionals in India. Haaila!