Best Wishes

To the person who paved way to create this blog,

All the best for the new life ahead. We wish you success and we hope you continue to stay with this blog for years to come even when you are busy with the new assignments you are going to take. ;)

Peter, you'll be missed till you're away. Be back soon. xoxo. :P

Shit for Tat Team

P.S.: Peter is going to start something new with his life. Lets all wish him luck. :)

Jaago Re

If you thought S4T was suspended because of any flu, if you thought that all its members had gone to teerth yaatras separately, if you thought that the members have become too much serious in life about studies and career, you are wrong. Yes, we’re back. Sorry for not posting things regularly but you know, kaam ka pressure, biwi bachho ki tension. Huh!

Well, this post is about 2 things. One being an inclusion of a new member in S4T, whose name will be revealed when this post ends and the other being the post itself.

Shh.. the post now, enough of bakwas!

This post is about the things one do when he/she/you hasn’t slept enough. Here goes the list:

1. When alarm rings, you keep on pressing buttons of all the other things than the alarm itself
2. You use shaving cream instead of toothpaste.
3. You wear your undergarments inside out.
4. You mess up with the buttons in your shirt.
5. You try to insert left shoe into right leg and vice versa
6. Ready for college/office? Hey, check the zip of your pant mister/miss. You have left the post office box open!
7. You clean up somebody else’s vehicle instead of yours. (Ok, don’t say you’ve seen the Sleepwell ad, of course the post is inspired from that)
8. You type your password in the user id text field.
9. You dial for someone and end up calling someone else.
10. You keep on mumbling non-understandable things.
11. You enter the wrong toilet. (Or was it intentional?)
12. Every flat, rectangular thing resembles a bed to you.
13. You try to keep your eyes open in a meeting/lecture but the weight of the eye lids becomes so heavy that you try to think of absurd things to keep yourself awake. E.g.: You try to count the number of stripes in the boss’s / teacher’s shirt, you try to recount the number of ‘corn’ sites you should’ve never visited, you try to count what comes after +32767, -32768 or 0?

That’s it folks, now what are your experiences? Please share with us through the comments:

Introducing a new member of Shit For tat: Shruti Nair (http://candidreflection.blogspot.com). She paid a hefty amount of $ 5000 to each of the existing members. If you want to be a part of this blog, send your cheques and DD to the author. Hehe, just kidding, Shruti will be posting a dhinchak new post soon.

So welcome to the toil-et, Shruti ! Happy shiting!

Stay tuned and keep the comments about sleepy heads on…

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Updated later:

we would like to thank our friends 倶楽部, プロフ公開, 素人, デリバリーホスト, 出張ホスト and 家出 for their precious comments on our last few posts... We love you guys!

Bhatt Abhi/Y2A, It's your Happy-DAY :)

24 years ago from today, A King was born, The Sarcasm King. However the title awarded to him, came years after he made his presence felt, through a blog named 'A-Shit-For-Tat' (don't click on the name in case you are not an idiot).He is not only sarcastic, he is slapstick too, and of course he is raunchy, goofy and quick witted but, CAUTION : he is an Engineer. On this holy occasion, let's give his own dose, i.e Laughter. Here are some of his own-made-punch-liners/fundas/laws. Which you might have just missed some how.

King's FUNDAS

1. [Asterix] that: It's like hiding your main (body) part by using undies. He never uses the four letter word. He uses Pluck/chuck/muck/duck instead of that. Never even abuses in hindi. He would rather write the slang and also mention which category that belongs to, from 'the parts of Speech', as in if the slang is a verb or adjective or Noun. For example 'F[Verb; Asterix]k that', 'B[Adjective; Asterix]d' or Abe 'C[Adjective, Asterix]y'. Our King is more docile than 'Anil Kapoor' from the movie 'Ishwar'. He says 'Teri maa ki' as 'Teri Monkey'

2. Oblique People: That means Gay/Lesbian People. According to him "anything that is not straight is Oblique."

3. Never Judge a book by its movie: It means as simple as it sounds.

4. How to attract a woman towards you: The [Link] is here.

5. 'Obama ki Ma'ccain: Read the first Funda to solve this crux.

King's *HIT LIST

1. Ramalingam Raju: He is not alone for that matter, there are thousands of other people like him, But still he made this[Link] and this [link]

2. Lahman Brothers: Beacuse of Recession Fucktors obviously.


King's FUNNY-ONE-LINERS

1. I Like Kids, I like them so much that I can eat them.

2. Long working hours, erratic schedules and frequent transfers don't always make IT a dream destination for fresh women graduates. But it pays to have the fairer sex on board.

3. Raju Raju? Yes papa! Eating money? No papa! Telling lies? No papa? Open your balance sheets? Ha ha ha.

4. Before I start to write some lines,I check the calendar, aaila! It’s Valentine!

5. Banglore Royal Challengers - jeetenge Hum shaan se - Ab shaan jaise singers agar cricket khelne lage toh koi bachha hi jeet jaaye.

6. Oye hoye hoye
oye hoye hoye
oye hoye hoye
Public gaali deve,SRK samjha leve,Don’t become bloody fool.
Lalitiya hai vyapaari,Chale hai pardes // dhoww dhoww,Franchisee khush toh hove,Fir kaahe bloody fool.

7. I can say that I first watched Vidya Balan in Hum Paanch. She looked older those days as well.

8. I am not going, don't Bush me.

9. I will take light Years to reply, (don't tell me that light years is not a unit of time)

10. Last to last month he wrote, "MAY, aa gaya, MAY aa gaya Ma."

11.My janam kundali suggested that my name should start with ‘Y’ for example: ‘Yudhishthir’, 'Y2A' can also be expanded a“Yours Troooly Abhinav”
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The memory space of blogspot would be full, Bhatt his one - liners won't cease to make you laugh (I don't know if I make sense).
Happy birthday Abhinav a.k.a Y2A may you live you forever and remain Joxy (that has nothing to do with Jockey, btw).

Lets start the day with you Y2A, just Pop-up a bottle of champagne and be gay,
May you remain forever joxy, may you get a girl bery bery sexy.
You are the King Bhatt,Bhatt I see you are still a wanted,
The funny Jackpot you are, Your blog is phun granted.
Many many Happy returns of the day, just kick all the sorrows away :)

P.S : Though He is just more than being a funny guy, but can you beat his sense of humor by wishing him in a funny style ?