Sunday, April 18, 2010

Indian Blogger League (IBL)

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Since the whole world is tweeting, FBing, gtalking and maybe even hi5ing (is anyone even on that social networking site anymore? :O) about IPL, sft shouldn't be far behind.
We rapped about IPL season 3 and this time we'll show you how our bloggers would fare if they were put for auction in ipl season 5 !!

1) Amrita Roy- With a figure like hers, she should be a White Mischief Girl!! Ahem. I mean a cheerleader for Royal Challengers Bangalore (*whispers in your ear*-wearing the skimpiest clothing), in laywoman terms for this i-hate-cricket girl.

2) Harshita- Preity Zinta is thinking of selling her IPL team. Anyway, Harshita always travels around the world. Why not buy Kings XI Punjab team, girl? You get to travel, be with hot guys from 10 teams, and ummmmmmmmmmmm...Ok, you get the picture!! And I'm sure Yuvi will hit 6 sixes again if you give him your special jhappi and pappi ;)

3) Nidhi- She should be in the team management of Royal Challengers Bangalore team. Why? Because whenever they lose, Vijay Mallya's beer will not go down the drain...It'll just go down Nidhi's throat :D

4) Peter- We need some peppy, rap theme songs for our teams, dude!! Get to work!!

5) Abhinav- He can design the websites for all the teams. Did you know Bill Gates decided to retire after he heard about how good Abhinav Bhatt is at computers?

6) Dhanya- She wants only one job. Looking, staring, leeching, drooling, fantasizing, ogling at Brett Lee. Considering his F(A)itness, Dhans and Lee can warm the bench in the dugout happily, all throughout season 4.

7) Shaunak- Instead of holding contests for tickets for PRINCE, he can do better in contests for tickets for IPL !!

Any more additions? You're welcome to contribute :D

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Happy Bday Mads~~~ !!!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Biggest fan of Rahul dravid whose id itself shows she is ‘one man woman’, the girl who makes us laugh untilll we fall from our chair through her Dad’s and Mom’s Joke. Her hunt to Mr write from Bus ka conductor to Mr Rahul Dravid her moodswing and bina matlab ka break from from her blog, her “pissed che moments” she hot hits for guys goes on starting with RB, Imran Khan, John Ab, etc.
Mads is mad and she makes every one mad and take in a different world of madness where we know being mad is being different!!!
We love mads for her mad talks, mad posts, her mad-bad moodswing, coz that ain't bad ;)
Today on this special day. we all want to wish u Very Happy birthday.

We are wishing you another year
Of laughter, joy and fun,
Surprises, love and happiness,
And when your birthday’s done,
we hope you feel deep in your heart,
As your birthdays come and go,
How very much you mean to us,
More than you can know.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

History behind April Fool's day !

Thursday, April 1, 2010
Did you ever try to know why do we celebrate Fool's day ?
NO ?

Okay, Now don't give that frowning look, after all for the very first time you are getting some gyaan from a Shit for tat post. So here is the history behind Fool's Day....

In Early Eighteenth century, there was an Irish guy named 'April John', he was a brilliant guy, but his brilliance made everyone around him jealous and they started cursing him for no reason. But Since he was a brilliant guy, he was a little mad too (like how generally extraordinary people are). All he did throughout his life were unconventional things, and his this approach made him the most foolish guy of all time. For example, he married a 61 year old lady, when he was just 18. He made two doors at the same place in his house, one for getting himself in and the other one for getting himself out. He wore an umbrella shaped hat for all the seasons, in summer to avoid the sun, in winter to avoid the snow and in rainy season to save himself from the rain. His stupidity, never harmed him and always benefited, those people who knew him personally.Even till today his stories are famous in Ireland and in fact some stupid people still find it funny all over the world, because they think it's true and you know who all are they ? It's you guys who are still reading this post and nodding. I mean what do you expect from Shit for tat ? huh ? we will talk sense ? that too on this particular day. Did you not learn anything so far? See now I am gonna end this post, but I can't end this long paragraph just like that, coz it should look like a story when you give it a first glance and I know some of you are so smart that you will read the first paragraph and read the bottom one and decide what is in there, so I am gonna write a misleading last short paragraph. Do not get lost in the end.

So the story teaches us, how April Fool's day is not just a day for making a fool out of other people, but how you should make fool out of yourself too at times. In fact, It holds a perfect example of how foolish the human nature is.