Why Japanese Love Shit 4 Tat?

Facts are facts. How many followers here have got comments from the land of the rising sun, the land of electronic gadgets, the land of earthquakes, the land of identical people? None of you.

http://shitfortat.blogspot.com/2009/07/hey-whats-your-name-basanti.html is a post of ours which has become super popular in aamchi Tokyo, sadda Japan, aapno Nippon...!

But since we are a bunch of super busy people, we cannot reply to those comments. Instead we ask you people to do us a favor:

1. Select a comment of your choice.
2. Go to http://www.translate.google.com/?hl=en
3. Select Japanese to English Translation (You may choose Japanese to Hindi if you think you missed out Hindi diwas on 14th September.)
4. Copy paste the comment and reply back with its actual meaning.

We are doing the first comment for an example:

It says "女性会員様増加につき、当サイトの出張ホストが不足中です。女性の自宅やホテルに出向き、欲望を満たすお手伝いをしてくれる男性アルバイトをただいま募集していますので、興味のある方はTOPページから無料登録をお願いいたします"

And it means something of the order of this "Increase in female membership per person is taking a business trip out of the host site. Women visited the home or hotel, so we are seeking part-time job can get you the help you meet the man who desires, who are interested to register for free thank you from the page TOP".

Thanks...

Post over!

Sayonara Dewa Mata!

Jai Hind

Jaago Re

If you thought S4T was suspended because of any flu, if you thought that all its members had gone to teerth yaatras separately, if you thought that the members have become too much serious in life about studies and career, you are wrong. Yes, we’re back. Sorry for not posting things regularly but you know, kaam ka pressure, biwi bachho ki tension. Huh!

Well, this post is about 2 things. One being an inclusion of a new member in S4T, whose name will be revealed when this post ends and the other being the post itself.

Shh.. the post now, enough of bakwas!

This post is about the things one do when he/she/you hasn’t slept enough. Here goes the list:

1. When alarm rings, you keep on pressing buttons of all the other things than the alarm itself
2. You use shaving cream instead of toothpaste.
3. You wear your undergarments inside out.
4. You mess up with the buttons in your shirt.
5. You try to insert left shoe into right leg and vice versa
6. Ready for college/office? Hey, check the zip of your pant mister/miss. You have left the post office box open!
7. You clean up somebody else’s vehicle instead of yours. (Ok, don’t say you’ve seen the Sleepwell ad, of course the post is inspired from that)
8. You type your password in the user id text field.
9. You dial for someone and end up calling someone else.
10. You keep on mumbling non-understandable things.
11. You enter the wrong toilet. (Or was it intentional?)
12. Every flat, rectangular thing resembles a bed to you.
13. You try to keep your eyes open in a meeting/lecture but the weight of the eye lids becomes so heavy that you try to think of absurd things to keep yourself awake. E.g.: You try to count the number of stripes in the boss’s / teacher’s shirt, you try to recount the number of ‘corn’ sites you should’ve never visited, you try to count what comes after +32767, -32768 or 0?

That’s it folks, now what are your experiences? Please share with us through the comments:

Introducing a new member of Shit For tat: Shruti Nair (http://candidreflection.blogspot.com). She paid a hefty amount of $ 5000 to each of the existing members. If you want to be a part of this blog, send your cheques and DD to the author. Hehe, just kidding, Shruti will be posting a dhinchak new post soon.

So welcome to the toil-et, Shruti ! Happy shiting!

Stay tuned and keep the comments about sleepy heads on…

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Updated later:

we would like to thank our friends 倶楽部, プロフ公開, 素人, デリバリーホスト, 出張ホスト and 家出 for their precious comments on our last few posts... We love you guys!