Saturday, January 3, 2009

Two 00 Eight LOL'able moments :D

Saturday, January 3, 2009
Last year had its share of some unusual yet funny,wicked yet cool & hot but yet so chilled moments. No, we aren't talking about terror attacks because we don't want to snatch away the rights from other bloggers for the wrongs. So, here are some filtered moments from being extraordinary to simply ordinary but coolsome in a way :P

1) ' THE QUANTUM OF SHOE-LACE'All Iraqi reporters reading this, we want to tell you that you need some serious aiming practices. How the hell can you miss a one time golden opportunity to hit the real bird in the bush. I will tell all the readers what went wrong in the throwing:
i) the projectile angle
ii) the quantum behind it (Rajinikanth and Daniel Craig combination anyone??)
I have heard that base ball players are the best in ducking, but what about Indonesians or African-Americans ?? (That means Obama ki Maccain next time :P)


Okay when you are 43 and unmarried you need some anti-depressant ..what better than a war for a warrior? Gud Job Salman you getting serious in rehearsals .we have heard that you are playing a warrior in your next home flick 'Veer'.

But what when you are 43 and still stammer not just for KKKiraaan (which makes Aamir call you a dog because it's his legal biwi now) but also for KKKaran ?? C'mon Shahrukh you are SRK not SRgay try working with international artists like J.LO rather than desi brand K.JO (learn from Akki who worked with a Doggie :P)

3) THAPPAD DA TASHAN Harbhajan ne Sreesanth nu jandasa jad ditta.Good going Bhajji if not you, then I guess i would have done that, after all, Hayden and I had serious discussions on his off beat dancing skills at all inappropriate places from Live shows to Tv Ads.

4) WHAT THE F___ilms ?

Drona - The empty chairs cried with me (rona) while watching it and perhaps ran away before i did.Gawd !! the supernatural hero was in kurta payjama, I mean , c'mon AB, even today Chaddis are iconic for such roles.

Tashan and Maan gaye-mughael-e-ajam - I bet 10000 USD if you name any worse piece of shit than these two movies (Thanks RGV, for releasing your AAG last year).

Ghajini- Alright, I forgot why I wrote this name here & shit!! I don't see my tattoos either :P


Big B - I slept. I woke up. I coughed. Jaya came. I coughed again. Abhishek will go a long way. Aishwarya is great. I am a normal human being.

Amir Khan - Shahrukh is the name of my DOG (thinks for two days) Yes ! Shahrukh is my friendly DOG.

Salman Khan (DKD official blog) - "Doooh nothhhh reacthhhh on wathhh dahh Mediaaah saysss." (who needs American, Australian or British accent guide??)

Ram Gopal Verma - Who ??


Someone give John Abraham good dialogues in his next film or else his butt will start speaking. After watching Dostana, i watched NEW YORK's Promo (Nanga John Chi chi). Ranbir,you missed it dude. Saawariya would have been a hit otherwise :D


Kya aap Panchvi Pass se tez hain ? - Haan jarur hain, agar humein bhi bacchon ke tarah pahley se Answers pata hon.

Dus ka Dum - What Percentage of Indians think that one needs to flush his/her brain before watching this game show?

Fear Factor - People were damn sacred to watch the khatra so they avoided it. BTW, who the hell calls 'HOT BABES' as 'DEVIYAAN' ? (perhaps this King still has ancient values intact).

Roadies - Ab iss ch*** show k baare mein bha**** *** kya bolna? Ab do baar ga** lagegi do taklon ke samney :P

Junoon kuch Kar dikhaney ka - @#%#% Source error ## (Hrithik, why didn't you take your identical twin Harman Baweja in that? ...Learn from Raghu-Rajiv Brothers dude!)

Big Boss 2 - Saharanpur rocks everywhere I gotta see it. RAKHI SAWANT are you listenings your souls sibling lives theres ..are you comings with me ??


One of the most talked about topic in 2008 was recession. Even Kareena Kapoor lost weight in 2008. Last time we saw her, she had 21 inch dole shole in Don. Now just after Lehmann Brothers miscalculated their financial policies, whole world fell like Aussie Cricket Team's wickets. Aussie ki taisee! Every big banking giant was found flaunting katoras from the already poor stricken Governments. Most of the US is now selling their properties in kaudiyo k bhaav to get whatever money they can get. Every reader is encouraged to donate chawannies to US. Now what is interesting in Indian perspective is that everyone is saying that nothing will effect India but the fact is the Indian companies who were even minutely dependent on US and the west have lost their sarees like draupadi and this cheer haran is getting prolonged day by day. Almost all IT companies have delayed their new recruitments. Those who are calling freshers must using them as ITem girls and boys. [sour grapes!] The most disturbing outcome of this can be lowering of the marriage prospects of IT professionals in India. Haaila!